Totals: 7 days, 336 posts, 1,207 comments.
Included in this report: The top 336 posts, and 1,215 of the top comments, by 1,002 distinct authors.
No comments or posts were gilded :(
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Most Popular Posts
| Score |
Author |
Post Title |
| 3071 |
/u/johnman3366 |
Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead. |
| 2690 |
/u/1b1d |
A jalapeño-shaped piñata, called a jalapiñata, that douses partygoers with mace when it's busted open. |
| 1906 |
/u/MyNameIsGunner |
Instead of tinting your windows, put a fog machine in your car to retain your air of mystery |
| 1772 |
/u/Shifty_Drifter |
Make Bigfoot an elected office. Must be at least 7 feet tall, have a startling amount of hair, and be able to always stay just a little out of focus. Bigfoot will now also be the nemesis of the Postmaster General, trying their best to interrupt and molest as much mail as possible during their term. |
| 1540 |
/u/kaidude |
A new show "Storage Whores" in which pimps compete to purchase storage crates full of trafficked prostitutes. |
| 1331 |
/u/111111222222 |
Buy an oil rig, put a boxing ring on it, ship it to international waters and stream live event deathmatches for fabulous prizes with the likes of soldiers and pro fighters to find out who is the ultimate warrior. |
| 1066 |
/u/paraworldblue |
Bender: like Tinder, but solely for people looking to bring their self destruction to the "next level" |
| 984 |
/u/snoxxn |
Create online mental disorder quiz. Every possible result says you're normal. |
| 927 |
/u/theHangedGod |
Create a modern Rosetta Stone of every language and bury it under a stone pyramid just incase something really bad happens to the world. |
| 511 |
/u/BonzerEndymion |
Replace all fire extinguishers with flamethrowers. |
| 358 |
/u/topraf |
An art school where naked student paint a dressed model |
| 348 |
/u/btafaii |
Have 5 year olds spell every word, and use the average for the new correct spelling. |
| 331 |
/u/zachar3 |
If Trump is elected, he should make politicians compete for Cabinet positions Apprentice-Style |
| 302 |
/u/CaliforniaPoppyCock |
The Dalai Lama and Pope Francis arm wrestle; whoever loses has to convert to the other's religion. |
| 258 |
/u/abeniman |
Start a rumour that Kanye West's newest album will be a blank CD, and people are to "imagine" the music |
| 238 |
/u/miraoister |
Replace GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) with DMT (Dimethyltryptamine) |
| 223 |
/u/ShawshankHarper |
Let Hideo Kojima write a Bond movie. |
| 197 |
/u/SomeWeirdDude |
A movie about an infection spreading but instead of zombies people slowly turn into muppets |
| 143 |
/u/Bongobaule |
Put a moose on a trampoline |
| 134 |
/u/Duthos |
50 lbs video game controllers so you can excercise and game at the same time |
| 128 |
/u/Mullagain |
Open an IMAX theater exclusively for porn and call it CLIMAX |
| 119 |
/u/Dreamcawst |
Bernie Sanders should do an AMA on r/circlejerk. By the time it's discovered it's actually him, it's too late to ask anything. |
| 115 |
/u/fluffynubkin |
Reverse Tylenol. It gives you a headache. |
| 113 |
/u/OmitsWordsByAccident |
The next time you realize you are dreaming, try to get into contact with me in your dream. I'll be living with the people across the street from you for the next 30 days. I'm whatever age you want me to be and look and sound however you want me to. I want to see how many dream friends I can make. |
| 108 |
/u/BonzerEndymion |
Blow up the moon so Earth can can have a ring and/or horrible meteors. Sell tickets for the largest meteor shower ever. Use profits to rebuild the moon. |
| 107 |
/u/SirHall |
Take away speed limits on all roads but increase penalties for car accidents to see how drivers govern themselves |
| 103 |
/u/ItsaMeMattio |
Make OPs upvotes count for 10,000 upvotes on r/askreddit, so they get to pick the best answer to their question. |
| 87 |
/u/kingcarlin |
Vote Chelsea Clinton for President just so Hillary becomes the Leonardo DiCaprio of the Clinton family |
| 84 |
/u/Shifty_Drifter |
Build a replica of Letterman's Late Show set in the old grain silo out back. Then, capture Jon Stewart in a steel trap and whisk him away to your silo. Force him to deliver Jay Leno monologues in your own private late night talkshow hell. Eternal Guest: the ghoulish ambulatory remains of Larry King. |
| 78 |
/u/Shifty_Drifter |
Find the members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that can produce the shrillest and loudest screeches. Give them enormous mutated bats to ride, black armor, and swords and have them patrol the nation with mercilous politeness. This new elite shall be known as the Royal Canadian Mounted Wraiths. |
| 69 |
/u/Imp0924 |
Convince Boko-Haram that poachers are against Islam. |
| 66 |
/u/nv_ertigo |
Put trace amounts of amphetamines in McDonald's burgers so that after eating them, unhealthy eaters will be more awake, alert, and potentially motivated to make positive life changes, instead of feeling lethargic from the itis. |
| 63 |
/u/gooomonk |
Instead of having a leap year every 4 years on our calenders, we should have a leap milenium every 1460 years, where we add an extra year to our calenders |
| 62 |
/u/OmitsWordsByAccident |
Instead of dick pics, start sending women pictures of your refrigerator contents, knowing that a few will respond in kind, and you can strike up a friendship with them that might someday blossom into a full-fledged romance. And if they don't, just follow up 3 days later with "plenty of room, bitch" |
| 61 |
/u/Pomodorosan |
Play Reddit on Impossible Mode by downvoting your posts and comments as soon as you publish them |
Submitted October 02, 2015 at 11:06AM by subredditreports http://ift.tt/1jCaJi8 subredditreports
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