Norman awoke to the sweet sound of Norman purring in his ear. He yawned and looked at the clock. "It's 7:15," Norman thought to himself. "I seem to be awake before my alarm." Norman would have normally been unpleasantly confused by the event, but on the way home from work the night before, Norman had heard a segment on the radio about how to be your best self. Norman was motivated and decided to go with the flow, feeling adventurous that morning.
Norman poured Norman a small bowl of cat food and put a piece of bread in the toaster for himself. While the toast toasted, Norman opened the refrigerator, looking for the butter and jam. But when the toaster dinged, Norman hadn't found the jam. Norman took a deep breath and decided to use just butter. Norman took a bite of his buttered toast. "I'm trying something new today," Norman thought to himself, feeling quite proud. "I'm being my best self."
Submitted November 08, 2015 at 01:44PM by UnlikelyMantisShrimp http://ift.tt/1OwRZhr lifeofnorman
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