Friday, June 30, 2017

Past and Future Major Milestones Creating Significant Societal Advances Futurology

I'm 31, and in the past 2 years, have had 3 grandparents die, one just yesterday, and it has me thinking about the future and if we will ever have the life extending medical treatments from sci-fi. Mostly if I will be able to live forever, or at least significantly longer than current life expectancy.

This led me down a rabbit hole of considering what major milestones, technological or otherwise, that has significantly advanced society. By "advanced" I guess I mean being something that tended to improve overall quality of life and intelligence, on an individual and species level. Things that significantly move the average forward and things that move the leading edge further.

I am curious if anyone thinks I am missing something major, and additional predictions for the future.

3-10M BC: tools

1-2M BC: fire

200K BC: evolve to homosapiens

25-50K BC: clothes

100K BC: talking

11K BC: farming

10K: boats

4K BC: iron and metals works

3.5K BC: wheel

3.2K BC: reading/writing

1430: printing press

1712: steam engine

1804: trains

1850: refrigerators

1870: fuel combustion engine

1875: electricity

1876: invent phone

1886: invent cars

1903: airplanes

1906: Radio

1927: TV invented

1928: Penicillin

1939: Nuclear fission

1942: space capable rockets

1950: computers

1973: cell phones

1983: GPS

1990: World wide web internet

1993: Human genome project

2003: Smartphones

2010: Gene editing

2015: Reusable rocket technology

2016: Quantum computers catch on

2017: Virtual Reality goes mainstream

2017: Green energy outperforms fossil fuels

2020: Desalination tech goes mainstream

2020: Level 5 autonomous cars

2020: Male birth control

2020: Select private companies (GOOG, AMZN, BABA, TSLA, APPL, FB) monopolize economy

2022: Blockchain currencies supplant many national currencies

2022: Wireless distant charging takes over for all home personal needs

2025: Artificial intelligence overcomes most humans at specific skills

2025: Nuclear fusion

2025: Personal robot assistants go mainstream

2025: Flying personal transport vehicles go mainstream

2025: Hyperloopesque transportation goes mainstream

2025: Supersonic commercial air travel goes mainstream

2025: Space tourism goes mainstream

2027: Universal basic income goes mainstream

2030: First tourist space hotel goes into orbit

2030: World government consolidates into 5 main governments

2030: Asteroid mining begins

2030: Nanotechnologies go mainstream

2032: Last coal/electric plant closes

2033: Computer brain interface goes mainstream

2035: Anti aging treatments neutralize effects of aging

2035: First Mars colonists

2035: First Moon colonists

2035: Mars terraforming begins

2035: World hunger solved, no more third world countries

2035: Genetically modified humans, animals, food is mainstream

2035: First male born human carries a child to birth

2040: Humans regularly grown in artificial wombs

2040: Human organs, bones and other parts grown in lab and 3D printed

2040: Bionic implementation goes mainstream

2040: Singularity

2042: Population hits 10B

2045: Driving is banned

2045: Average life expectancy exceeds 100

2045: Hypersonic travel is extremely common place

2050: Space elevators

2050: Polar caps totally melted

2050: Animal extinction levels are skyrocketing

2050: Mass flood displaces 100s of Millions

2060: Average life expectancy advancing faster than passage of time

2075: Several orbiting space hotels

2080: First launch loop for space travel

2100: First earth orbital ring

2100: 1M+ Mars residents

2125: Less than 5% practice an existing religion

2150: Colonies on multiple goldilock planets

2150: Mars terraformation makes human hospitable atmosphere, warmth, oceans, plants, animals

2150: Human forced hybernation invented

2150: Human reanimation of cryogenically frozen humans

2175: First proof of life outside earth

2175: Massive Metros take up 75% of China and India

2200: Intelligent alien life identified

2300: Space flight propulsion at near light speed velocity

2500: Anti-gravity machines

2500: Wormholes manipulated

2500: Humans evolving differently on different planets creating further human speciation

What am I missing? What do I have wrong? It's crazy to think what exponential growth really looks like once it gets to this point. Similarly crazy to think about how far we've advanced in the past 100 years. The graph tracking human advancement is basically pointing straight up at this point.



Submitted July 01, 2017 at 11:31AM by lawanddisorder216 http://ift.tt/2sbRyAM Futurology

I attended a meeting on accident PointlessStories

Last week I accidentally attended a meeting at work. I don't generally get invited to the meetings for my team, and so usually I don't go. This meeting just happened to be going on in the cafeteria/break room at a time when I went in there to get some ice water.

When I got to the cafeteria, I saw my entire team - maybe 14 or 15 people in total, including my assistant - sitting in the cafeteria, including our manager who was haranguing everyone. Everyone at least glanced in my direction, since I was the only other person entering the room at the time.

I felt awkward because I knew everyone sitting in there, and how could I just leave? So instead I took a seat closest to the refrigerator/freezer and sat through the rest of the meeting.

And on top of that, there was no ice.



Submitted July 01, 2017 at 11:39AM by alio_laski http://ift.tt/2sbVelM PointlessStories

You know your poor when a 2 liter of soda doesn't stand upright anywhere in your refrigerator. Showerthoughts

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 09:58AM by RealEstateMiddle http://ift.tt/2tA5DfL Showerthoughts

My refrigerator door handle broke off, and I was left with smiling, happy, robot heads Pareidolia

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 06:33AM by DownUpOverAndBack http://ift.tt/2tA5F7n Pareidolia

You know your poor when a 2 liter of soda doesn't stand upright anywhere in your refrigerator. Showerthoughts

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 09:58AM by RealEstateMiddle http://ift.tt/2tA5DfL Showerthoughts

My freshly cleaned refrigerator. It looks new! oddlysatisfying

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 04:37AM by nudist_reddit_mom http://ift.tt/2t0OJFe oddlysatisfying

2 year old Samsung 4 door fridge. Freezer and flex space work, upper refrigerator section stuck at 58 degrees. appliancerepair

I have Samsung model RF23J9011/AA Counter depth fridge. The refrigerator section is not cooling. Freezer and Flex space on bottom work fine. The temp sensor reads 37 degrees for the fridge but it's actually 58 degrees.

We had a service guy out. He unplugged it, plugged it back in (which caused the temp sensor to read correctly for a while) and did some tests on it and he said it was a "replacement level" issue and it's covered by the manufacturers warranty. He said something about the different sections having "separate sealed systems" and that it was fixable but "not worth fixing".

Well, we are getting a check from Samsung for the full purchase price. But...they aren't going to take the fridge. We get to keep it. Since we now have a free fridge I thought we would try fixing it. We've been pretty successful at fixing washers, dryers, ovens, and microwaves so I think we could do it. Any one have suggestions?

I'm guessing it's the evaporator system (edit: this model has THREE) or the compressor (edit: it has TWO) that's not working properly.

Edit: fixed typos

Here is my model.



Submitted July 01, 2017 at 05:13AM by LastDitchTryForAName http://ift.tt/2t0MrGo appliancerepair

Safely on top of the refrigerator watching the vacuum cleaner. cats

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 05:30AM by JacobCrim88 http://ift.tt/2t0FWTM cats

Refrigerator question HomeImprovement

I have an LG refrigerator with the bottom freezer drawer. The freezer drawer was left open last night (like 4" - wide open basically). I've emptied the freezer and fridge, unplugged and plugged back in, and let it run for a few hours. I put a thermometer in both, and the freezer is reading 24 degrees, and the refrigerator 37 degrees. I have them set at -1/33 respectively.

Do I let it sit longer to see if it gets colder? How long do I wait before I can assume the coils need to be defrosted? Also, if I need to defrost, should I expect water on the floor, or inside the unit?



Submitted July 01, 2017 at 01:36AM by oh_ya_you_betcha http://ift.tt/2ustiuD HomeImprovement

Are there any recycling companies that will pick up my refrigerator for free? sandiego

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 01:06AM by RandyWe2 http://ift.tt/2u7URKA sandiego

Cold brew master thread (type, time, temp, ratio)! tea

Hi all,

I figured I would get a thread going with a table of the various teas, ratios, brew times, and temperatures that different users recommend. That way if anyone comes along in the future they can get some ideas to start from. I have started the table by scouring old threads and seeing what recommendations users have had in the past. As people post replies to this thread I will update the table!

 

Tea Type Brew Time (hours) Ratio Brew Temp User
Gunpowder 8-10 2-3 tbsp per 400 mL Refrigerator u/leadchipmunk
Gunpowder Overnight 1 tsp per 16 oz Refrigerator u/Bugabooty
Bulang Imperial Grade Shou 24 5-10 g per liter Cold water, on counter u/yskhoo
Menghai cake One day 6 g per 900 mL Cold water, on counter u/mating_toe_nail
Dragonwell 4-8 15-20 g per 32 oz Refrigerator u/mating_toe_nail
Low-grade/broken 12 1-2 tbsp per quart Refrigerator /u/saltyteabag
White/green/rolled 24+ 1-2 tbsp per quart Refrigerator /u/saltyteabag
Herbal More than 24 1-2 tbsp per quart Refrigerator /u/saltyteabag
Various Overnight 1/2 cup per gallon Cold water, on counter /u/EarnestWilde
Yue Guan Bai, Silver Needle Overnight 1 cup per gallon Cold water, on counter /u/EarnestWilde
Various 6-10 1-2 oz per gallon Counter or fridge u/persimmontree
Anxi Hairy Crab 3.5-24 5 g per 500 mL On counter? u/systemist
Various 4-8 1 tbsp per liter Refrigerator u/teaisforme
Earl Grey Overnight 2 tsp per Mason jar Cold water, on counter u/heydroid
Chinese greens Overnight 5 g per 500 mL Refrigerator u/alex_curiostea
Gyokuro Less than overnight 5 g per 500 mL Refrigerator u/alex_curiostea
Various Overnight 12 g per liter On counter u/littleredcup
Rolled oolong 8 2 tbsp per 500 mL Refrigerator u/MediumBlueish
Various 24 1-2 tsp per 8 oz On counter u/Actumen
Black 24 6-8 bags per gallon Refrigerator u/w4t
Earl Grey and fruity blends Overnight 2 tbsp per 6 cups On counter? u/jalana
Various 8-12 1 tsp per 8 oz Refrigerator u/dillpickle1621
Green/white 2+ 8 g per liter On counter? u/awkwardsoul
Oolong/black 8-24 8 g per liter On counter? u/awkwardsoul
Earl Grey 14 6 tsp per liter Refrigerator u/Prestian
Shou Puer 4-5 3.5 g per cup On counter? u/cha_wan


Submitted June 30, 2017 at 11:51PM by dreiter http://ift.tt/2t9oTgZ tea

COMMERCIAL REFRIGERATOR (East Williamsburg) FreeStuffNYC

COMMERCIAL REFRIGERATOR FOR SALE! Worth $2k, but I need to get rid of it ASAP because I'm moving so my loss is your gain! It's big and heavy so you will need at least 2 strong guys, a cart to roll it on, and a truck. Please note: It recently stopped [...]

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 12:16AM by fiplefip http://ift.tt/2sq2crA FreeStuffNYC

COMMERCIAL REFRIGERATOR (East Williamsburg) FreeStuffNYC

COMMERCIAL REFRIGERATOR FOR SALE! Worth $2k, but I need to get rid of it ASAP because I'm moving so my loss is your gain! It's big and heavy so you will need at least 2 strong guys, a cart to roll it on, and a truck. Please note: It recently stopped [...]

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Submitted July 01, 2017 at 12:17AM by fiplefip http://ift.tt/2t9cedJ FreeStuffNYC

Protein blueberries; a cheap and healthy snack EatCheapAndHealthy

Protein Blueberries

 

Hey all! These are a great snack to munch away on without feeling guilty. and they're pretty easy to make!

 

Ingrediënts

• Greek style yoghurt: 1/4 cup (75gr) - ~2 dollar

• Protein powder (strawberry): 1/4 scoop (7.5gr) - Most gyms will sell you a scoop for less than 1 dollar

• Blueberries: ½ cup (50gr) - 2 to 5 dollar, depending on whether you buy them fresh or frozen

• You will also need 1 small skewer to dip the blueberries in the yoghurt.

 

Total: about $5, but you can make a lot more batches with this than we made.

 

Description

  1. Scoop the yoghurt in a bowl and add the protein powder. Mix until you get a smooth mixture.

  2. Put a blueberry on a skewer. Then dip it in the yoghurt mixture and make sure it is nicely covered. Repeat until you’ve used all the blueberries.

  3. Put the blueberries in the freezer for about half an hour. Then move them to the refrigerator until you are ready to eat them!

Enjoy!



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:50PM by aaronguitarguy http://ift.tt/2sZjGtE EatCheapAndHealthy

refrigerator fixit

first trouble was water on the bottom of the freezer side.

then not cooling, or only cooling on bottom of fridge and freezer. coils were iced over.

runs a forced defrost fine then kicks in to run mode, but doesnt seem to cool enough.

any thoughts of the obvious culprit.

if im cooling it from room temp, how soon would I expect the defrost mode to kick in on its own? will it still defrost every 6 hours or will it be delayed till the fridge cools down more.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:21PM by aloeaa http://ift.tt/2suFJ7R fixit

Protein blueberries; a cheap and healthy snack EatCheapAndHealthy

Protein Blueberries

 

Hey all! These are a great snack to munch away on without feeling guilty. and they're pretty easy to make!

 

Ingrediënts

• Greek style yoghurt: 1/4 cup (75gr) - ~2 dollar

• Protein powder (strawberry): 1/4 scoop (7.5gr) - Most gyms will sell you a scoop for less than 1 dollar

• Blueberries: ½ cup (50gr) - 2 to 5 dollar, depending on whether you buy them fresh or frozen

• You will also need 1 small skewer to dip the blueberries in the yoghurt.

 

Total: about $5, but you can make a lot more batches with this than we made.

 

Description

  1. Scoop the yoghurt in a bowl and add the protein powder. Mix until you get a smooth mixture.

  2. Put a blueberry on a skewer. Then dip it in the yoghurt mixture and make sure it is nicely covered. Repeat until you’ve used all the blueberries.

  3. Put the blueberries in the freezer for about half an hour. Then move them to the refrigerator until you are ready to eat them!

Enjoy!



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:50PM by aaronguitarguy http://ift.tt/2sZjGtE EatCheapAndHealthy

Somebody I Hate Might've Hurt Another Person I Hate (Part 2) nosleep

Part 1

It’s been a few days since my first post, mostly because I’ve been stewing in my own guilt. There’s been no sign of Everett, and the lady next door has returned home. I can’t imagine how embarrassed she must feel knowing someone was in her house.

I sort of thought seeing the cops at the lady’s doorstep would satisfy me. It didn’t, not even a little.

Mom and I watched her get taken away out of our dining-room window. Two officers, a short, beefy woman and a younger and significantly taller man, knocked at her door at about noon. I didn’t hear what exactly they told her, but I saw her face crumple up more and more. The more upset she got, the more guilt I felt rising in the pit of my stomach. She looked so frightened.

The police spoke with her a while longer before she nodded and closed the door, the officers waiting outside. A few minutes later, she emerged in an old, moth-eaten dress. Not bothering to lock her door, she quietly moved towards the police car, the male officer gingerly helping her into the back, and they drove off.

“At her age, who knows what she could have done?” Mom mused, more to herself than anyone else. “She always was a strange character, though.”

I should clarify that I haven’t told anyone that I found the watch. My mom, as loving as she is, is extremely anxious, almost to the point of neuroticism. If the police came knocking at our door for questioning, it would take hours for her to calm down enough to even sit down. The only person I spoke to about where I found it was the watch’s owner, the veteran that lives next door. His name is Mr. Marshall, and he’s a very nice fellow, but I made him promise to keep me anonymous if he called the police about this.

Mom sighed a bit and fiddled with her wedding ring.

“Oh, but what’s going to happen to her cats? Someone has to feed them. I wonder if I should bring over something for them…”

“I’ll do it.” I said.

I want to say I jumped at the opportunity out of the kindness of my heart. Part of me insisted that this whole watch thing was simply a misunderstanding and I had just gotten an innocent old lady dragged off to be interrogated; so I should do something to balance out my karma and feed her pets. Another part of me wanted to take this opportunity to snoop around and see if this woman really had something to do with the disappearance of Everett, and this was the perfect time to do it. No one was home and I was technically doing something good by taking care of that woman’s hellcats.

I waited a little while for all the excitement about the police presence to die down, and then grabbed a few cans of Starkist from the pantry.

It felt surreal walking up to that old house. I had systematically avoided going anywhere near there for two decades, and now I was just going to calmly enter like I owned the place. It took a bit of psyching myself up, but I soon pressed my thumb down on the door’s old-fashioned lock and pushed my way into the anteroom.

The air smelled of overpowering and perfumey artificial flowers and springwater, some sort of air-freshener sprayed on much too thick. I doubted the cats could smell anything over the over-saturated air, but I opened one of the cans anyway, setting the others down on a chipped pale blue sideboard.

“Here, kitty kitty kitty.” I feebly whispered, waving the open can of tuna in front of me in a way I hoped was enticing. I received no reply, so I continued further into the house, flipping a light switch in the hallway. No luck, the house remained as dim as ever.

The kitchen was barely navigable, the floor taken up by piles of cheap, unopened food, swollen to bursting garbage bags, and other clutter that didn’t even belong in a kitchen like a rotting bookshelf and an ancient computer modem among other things. Unwashed and greasy pans sat on the stove, and a new-looking microwave sat on top of a much older one, with its number pad yellowing and beginning to peel off. I didn’t dare open the refrigerator.

I clicked my tongue a few times, trying some more switches in my search for a functioning light. A bare bulb in the center of the kitchen’s water-damaged ceiling tinkled and flickered to life. Better than nothing.

A shape darted into view down a hall. A cat, one of those flat-faced ones, leered up at me from a few paces away. I got to my knees and set the tuna can down a safe distance away from me. The cat continued to stare.

We stayed like this for a good half-minute before I rose to my feet and left down another hall, giving it some privacy. I’ve heard some pets like to eat by themselves. Dutchess was never like that, she’d scarf down her food around anybody. I bet even if someone broke in, she wouldn’t so much as look up until she finished licking her bowl.

Another cat slinked past me a few paces down the hall, a skinny salt-and-pepper number. It meowed sharply as it passed me by, exiting from the bathroom. I knew it wasn’t any of my business, but I had come this far. So I pushed the door all the way open.

The smell that hit me was so offensive it stung my nostrils. The toilet was tilting dangerously to one side, the bolts holding it down and even some of the floor around it crusted over with reddish-brown rust. I made the mistake of checking the bathtub too, where the faucet and knobs had long since fallen off, water stains trickling down from the empty holes. The tub itself was lined with dried cat shit.

I headed for the anteroom to open the rest of the cans. My plan to explore the entire house dissolved into my rising sense of both guilt and nausea. Like this was any of my business in the first place, if this lady had done something to Everett or anybody, the cops would find out. I’m just the nosy prick that called them.

I left the other cans of tuna in the kitchen as well and prepared to say good riddance until I heard a noise. A dry, wheezing creak sounded from a shut door next to the bathroom. Of course I went and opened it, because I clearly wanted to get myself into more trouble. Even at the time I repeatedly told myself this was beyond stupid.

It led to a closet. The only items inside were about a dozen photos glued or possibly taped to the back side of the door and a large wicker basket. Every picture was of a different cat, the photos themselves de-saturated and cloudy, clearly having been taken with a much older camera. Below each photo was a small bit of scrap paper with an inscription on it. I really had to squint to decipher one of them.

Mico Juni 98 - Marz 14

My attention turned to the basket, something runny was leaking out of the bottom. I took the lid off and felt my guts constrict.

It was stuffed with the bodies of cats. Some of them still had their eyes open, as glassy and cold as marbles, but others had chunks of fur and flesh missing entirely, the empty holes squirming with maggots. I threw the lid on top of the basket and slammed the door shut, just barely whiffing a smell twice as putrid as the one from the bathroom.

I showered until the water was freezing.

This is probably going to be the last post for a while. I’m truly sorry for intruding in on that woman’s privacy, especially since I was trying find something that would incriminate her.

Christ, I still don’t even know her name.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 08:37PM by boywithburninghands http://ift.tt/2u6NxyZ nosleep

What are you're Go To snacks for cravings? loseit

Here are a couple of my favorites that I keep in the refrigerator religiously:

salty pickles, they very by brand but generally 1-7 calories per

sweet Diet A&W Root-beer. Seriously, it tastes as good as many non-diet root-beers. This has single-handedly resolved ALMOST all my sweet tooth issues.

ice cream The almost... Original Fudge Pops (40 cals for a single stick) I have always been an ice cream demon. A single Fudge Pop can usually fix a craving, but if I'm looking for quantity I get some Halo Top (240-360 per pint.)

crunchy Celery sticks (7 cals per stalk), because sometimes I just need something to keep my mouth busy.

(edited for formatting)



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:02PM by brockers http://ift.tt/2u6PA5O loseit

The Topminds Project, Their Name is My Name Too. conspiracy

To keep things Simple for the Future, The Topminds project is like Google Maps but this is mapping the Collective Human thought and behavior though all the Smart Technology around. The people that seek to see trends to capitalize on these trends are the subsurface elements in the resources collection the Topminds project is capable of. To show you how far this Topminds Project is being developed you can look no further then machines like IBM's Watson, Deepmind, Eliza, Alexa&Elexa, Dragon Voice Command, Playstation, Xbox, and even your Refrigerator but the Topminds project is for the Human Mind.

Now, one of the main stepping stone goals for the Topminds Project is to see the Future so that it can be crafted ahead of time so that Future can be more Futuristic to say it bluntly. But not only does the Topminds Project intended to create a Machine that will resembles a Magic 8 Ball but they created a machine that will write a Book of Future Events.

But wait there's more, as Watson is supposed to be the Best Business Assistance that will do it all, the Topmind specializes in the Research and Development part in the brain that is always Thinking and Harvesting new variables in thought and in this case these ideas are collected off the Collective Human Thought. Which based upon the results makes the collective data very interesting and thus becomes a good tool to put a collective grade based on either Location, Ethnicity, Sex, Age group or just the wide scope of human society in general.

Basically, The Topminds Project is always judging the responses of certain forms of collective information to evaluate social trends to see where the collective human thought is at and when the Answer is Bacon It's funny because this is the machine at work here.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:05PM by Who_To_Believe http://ift.tt/2txLTJp conspiracy

Eagle Up Ultra - r/Running Meet Up 2017 running

Race information

  • What? Eagle Up Ultra
  • When? June 24-25, 2017
  • How far? 24 Hours
  • Where? Canal Fulton, Ohio
  • Website: http://ift.tt/2s2qsen

Goals

Goal Description Completed?
A ~81 miles No
B Move for 24 hours No
C Have Fun Yes

Planning

This was the second annual r/Running Meet Up and it seemed like it was going to be bigger than the first. The first year went so well that many people decided they couldn’t miss the second year. We started planning back in September/October 2016. Our planning started with over 60 people interested, but we narrowed it down to 20 or so.

We started by having people pick races that they thought would be good for a group. These races mainly turned out to be 24 hour ultras – that way people could run as little or as much as they wanted to. After we had a race list, we narrowed it down to a few months out of the year. Then we had a vote to see which race we would be running. Thus, Eagle Up was born.

After picking the race, we assigned positions to those who wanted them, to help things move along. Positions include:

  • Executive chefu/Lacecorsetdolly. Apparently she makes wicked good food.
  • Sous chefu/a_real_humdinger. He’s the bf of u/lacecorsetdolly. He can’t cook, but follows directions well.
  • Shirt Fabricators - u/redkryptonite made the designs and u/theredinthesky had them printed.
  • Financial Guru - u/laurensvo. She made sure everyone paid for what they ordered.
  • Craftsman - u/Microthrope. He made everyone laser etched plaques with our team logo.
  • Lodge Master - u/Runlowsky. He was in charge of finding the best deals on hotels in the area.
  • Medical Eye - u/YourShoesUntied. His role was to keep an eye on people to make sure no one died. No one died.
  • Sponsorship Sage - u/mattack73. His role was to get companies to give us free things.
  • Gear Head - u/tipsy_topsy. Her role was to comprise a gear list to determine who was bringing what.
  • Historian - u/Vermilionweirdo. Not sure exactly what he's doing with this role. But his goal was to document everything.
  • Pit Crew - u/MrsCraigster38, Lady Shoes, u/thePsion, u/NonReligiousPopette, Mr u/Laurensvo, Mrs. u/BSHippo and Larry the Photographer. This was one of the most essential roles.
  • I'm absolutely sure I'm missing other positions. A few people were named Sugar Daddies because they just wanted to throw money at things.

We had our race. We had our positions. Now we wait. Months went by and we would check in with each other to see who was starting to freak out. We had a couple video chats to get more acquainted with each other. Surprisingly, those went pretty smoothly.

Some people dropped out last minute. Some people joined last minute. Before we knew it, everyone was posting photos on Facebook of them getting into the car to head to Canal Fulton, Ohio. Oh, shit. What did we do?

Training

Training was great! Until May.

I got a couple twenty milers in that went well. My longest run in training was 51k - race report here. After that race, I only ran a handful of times prior to Eagle Up. Between a busy schedule of getting the house ready for 30 people to visit, and a bum ankle, I didn't want to overdo things.

Somehow, I was still hoping for things to go smoothly.

Pre-race

Friday, June 23, 2017. I head over to the race site a little early to start setting up. I find that a lot of the prime real-estate is already called for. So I take a not so prime spot away from others since we'll be needing a lot of room. I set everything up and wait patiently for everyone to arrive.

/u/mattack73 was the first to arrive and then the rain started. Downpours. Floods. I guess he brought his Florida rain with him.

Then others started to trickle in. They'd show up, set up camp, pick up their packet and chill at the camp site for a few hours. We sat around shooting the breeze. Then, it happened. I got a call around 6 PM from my wife. "PIZZA IS READY!"

All 30 of us head over to my house for pizza and beer.

Side Note: I was having an internal debate on whether to get good pizza or cheap pizza for everyone. The difference was $10 and $5 (per person) respectively. On one hand, I wanted everyone to experience the delicious pizza Canal Fulton has to offer. On the other hand, everyone had already spent a lot of money on this race. I had told the group about my dilemma, to hopefully get some insight to what they would prefer. Then u/theredinthesky comes out of nowhere and pays for half of the good pizza! This dude, let me tell you, is a punk. I got a message from him telling me to check my email, and there was money sitting in my account. I didn’t even get to tell him no. AND! He wasn’t even going to be there. This guy is extremely generous and selfless. But there was no way we’d be able to accept the money. Instead, as a group, we pooled our money (including u/theredinthesky’s pizza money) and purchased him a running stroller for him to enjoy with his new kid.

I ordered too much pizza (is that possible?) and people brought too much beer. Leftovers for days! We had a good time eating, drinking, and just relaxing.

This was the left over beer after we gave away four-six packs.

This was the pizza we demolished. We also gave away two full pizzas, and we have two in our refrigerator still. Little Caesar’s may be cheap, and I don’t care what anyone says, I enjoy the taste.

I told everyone I was going to kick them out at 9 PM so I could sleep. They all left by 8:40 PM on their own free will. So u/YourShoesUntied, u/ChickenSedan, u/MrsCraigster38, Lady Shoes and I sat around for a little while longer chatting. I let the Shoes Family and Chicken stay at our house because I've met them before and I knew they wouldn't try to kill me in my sleep. I couldn't say the same about some of the other people.

Race

Most of this race seemed to blend together. I'll comment on what I remember, but I can't recall when most of it occurred.

Lap 1:

Excerpt taken from my Traveling Singlet Report:

Saturday comes after what felt like an hour of sleep (really, it was closer to five hours). I made my way to the race site for the 6 am start. I met up with the group of 20+ redditors that I shared pizza with the previous night and we took a group photo.

We went over to the start line and waited patiently for the start. I'm surrounded by all these awesome people, most of whom I've never met before, and we're about to do some crazy shit - like run for 19 hours. What did I sign up for?

They blow the air horn and we're off! Once we get off the grass and up onto the tow path, I'm being followed by /u/YourShoesUntied, /u/docbad32, /u/runlowsky, /u/BSHippo, and others. We're running along as an easy pace and I'm giving them information about the course. Like, where we'll pass horses, where the haunted house is, and the largest (10 foot) hill of the entire course.

Not too far in, /u/BSHippo thanks us for going at an easy pace, otherwise he would have probably went out like a rocket. But, about half way through the first lap, he leaves us to go off like a rocket. That seemed to work pretty well for him.

I finished the first lap of 5 miles in about 50 minutes and make it back to the canopies. That's multiple, like 7. We were prepared for anything!

Unfortunately, you all know the age old adage - nothing new on race day. I had already risked my race by wearing a new-to-me singlet for 5 miles. I was ready to put my hydration vest on, so I definitely had to switch singlets. So I put on a new singlet and continued my journey with /u/docbad32 and /u/YourShoesUntied.

Lap 2 - 12.5:

I did a second lap with Shoes and Doc, and everything seemed to be going smoothly. There was a light breeze, but I knew the sun would come out eventually.

I think it was somewhere in lap 3 that u/YourShoesUntied decided to start walking. That left just u/docbad32 and myself. Shortly after, he said he was going to start walking, but I wanted to keep running so I said "See ya later!" Minutes later, I started walking. It was brutal.

u/Docbad32 passed me and wouldn't keep my company.

Maybe a couple laps later, u/BShippo caught up to me. FYI, it's "BS Hippo", not "B Shippo". We ran and chatted for a bit. Apparently my spirits weren't shattered at this point. I'm sure he left me when I started walking again. I was running about half of each lap at this point.

Then the sun started to come up. It was draining all of the energy.

At this point, I’m doing a 50/50 split of run/walk during the loop. At one point, I run and catch up to u/a_real_humdinger and walk with him for about a half mile. Then I run and catch up to u/lacecorsetdolly and walk with her for a bit. These two were a hoot. They always had an interesting story and were fun to be around.

I’m about 7 laps into this death march, and my feet are on fire. It hurts more to run than it does to walk, but the pain was crazy. But I came for the belt buckle. Even if I couldn’t finish the 50/50, I had to get the belt buckle. So I walked. I walked a lot.

I walked a few laps by myself. I walked a full lap with u/lacecorsetdolly. Apparently, I was walking too fast for her, but I thought she was setting the pace.

Then u/MrsCraigster38 decided to walk the last two laps with me. It was nice to have someone to talk to, even if I didn’t do much talking.

Then about 3 miles into my final full loop, my wife and I hear someone coming up behind us, and quickly. We thought it was one of two people:

1) u/Fobo911 because he started his 50k at 8 PM and was feeling fresh, or

2) u/itsjustzach, because when we left the aid station we told him to catch up to us if he was feeling it. And that dude is fast.

What I didn’t expect was the person to come flying past, shouting “Eat dick, Craig”. Well, that was u/YourShoesUntied, no doubt. I had been in front of Shoes for the entire race, past lap 2. I had waited at the aid station several times for him to come in, only to get bored and head out on my own. And finally, at 11 PM, he caught up to me. He looked like he was going to puke but he made it.

We walked the final 2 miles to the aid station and sat down for a few minutes. We said we would finish this race together, even if it hurt like a bitch. So Shoes, myself, my wife and Lady Shoes all get up to walk the last 2.4 miles to finish the 100k. It was painful and I dreaded it, but we finished.

19:05:21

Post-race

My feet were trashed. I had blisters on my heels and the balls of my feet. They burned when I walked.

u/YourShoesUntied, u/ChickenSedan and myself went back to my house to shower and get 3 hours of sleep. We woke up around 6 AM to head back to the race site to watch awards. We had quite a few people get an award!

We tore down our kingdom. Seriously, 7 canopies and probably as many tents.

We all went out to breakfast at a local mom-and-pop restaurant. They were happy to seat all of us! The food was delicious and very quick to our table. After breakfast, everyone parted ways and it was bitter sweet.

I’d like to give a shout out to our awesome crew! u/thepsion, u/nonreligiouspopette, Lady Shoes, Mr u/Laurensvo and of course, u/MrsCraigster38. They were on top of their game. No one died, or had any major injuries. I doubt any of us would have done as well if they weren’t there.

What's next?

I have a half marathon in September and a full marathon in October. After that, my race schedule is wide open! I probably won’t do another 24 hour race. 6 hour or 50K? Probably.

We'll probably start planning r/Running Meet Up 2018 here shortly. Since we started planning for this year so late, we didn't look at any races in January, February or March. I would like to change that for 2018.

<3

Bromance of a lifetime.

This post was generated using the new race reportr, a tool built by /u/BBQLays for making organized, easy-to-read, and beautiful race reports.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 06:55PM by craigster38 http://ift.tt/2ts2cal running

Getting Samsung to refund our refrigerator that's under warranty legaladvice

Our fridge died about 3 weeks ago, it just stopped cooling. We're a few months away from the end of the original 5-year warranty (Nov 2017), so we called Samsung to get a repair. They provided us with a few Samsung-approved repair places, but apparently none of them service this kind of fridge - or at least not this kind of situation. We have to go through Samsung for warranty reasons, but they can't satisfy.

What's important here is that they couldn't find a repair place to service us under warranty, and after several calls from us, said they would refund us the original amount of the fridge. We sent them our original receipt, and they started processing the ticket that would result in them cutting a check for us.

The people we've been speaking to at 1800-Samsung (clearly an off-shore call center) can check status, but the people that cut the check - I think they were once referred to as 'the executive team' or something similar - are in a different place, and are not directly reachable. Not by us, and not by the call center customer support people. Customer service can send notes along through the system, but no one has a direct line to reach this 'executive team'. And every time we call them, the next person we speak to says "it should just be another day or so, you should get a call tomorrow" - and we don't. This has been going on for over a week now; today is the 6th business day since they confirmed receipt of our bill of sale.

At the moment, we're okay. We bought a new fridge, and put the old one in the garage (we're not allowed to get rid of it until we get a confirmation of the check being cut). But knowing how the faceless corporations operate, I'm concerned about our ability to ever get satisfaction here. We have no direct line to the decision-makers, and apparently no ability to influence, since we've had customer support send a note every day this week. And we bought a new fridge, which will eventually need to be paid through the refund check we're supposedly getting.

What should we do here, besides wait it out some more? The check we're supposed to be getting is $1899; the new fridge we bought is a few dollars less than that. We also have a separate ticket open for money back for all the food we lost because of their shoddy product, but I'm less concerned about that at the moment (though I'm sure we'll be facing this same 'what do we do after weeks of waiting' situation soon). I've never tried to go after a corporation before but I'm willing to play hard ball, if the risk and the money involved makes sense. We're in Massachusetts, US.

Thanks in advance.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 04:30PM by CaptHandsome http://ift.tt/2stTYtX legaladvice

ELI5: Why does keeping food in the refrigerator make it last longer? explainlikeimfive

Why does keeping food cold make it last longer?



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 12:58PM by NatesNewLife http://ift.tt/2u5AU7i explainlikeimfive

Cream sticks melting/greasy on hot places/homes helpp MakeupAddiction

My contour stick was greasy/watery? (Idk how to describe) its not just wanted pigmented when i was in the country where i bought it and the temps not hot.

I tried putting them in the refrigerator but it smelled like vegetables (the containers) and almost moist

The lipsticks or some wax- like formulas are fine but i still placed them there.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 01:19PM by Twink-le http://ift.tt/2twl08Q MakeupAddiction

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Olive oil: real or fake keto

Probably most of you already know this simple little test to find out whether or not your olive oil is all olive oil, or whether it has had cheapo oils like canola oil added to it, (which you don't want).

But newbies may want to know about the fridge test:

Pour 2-4 tbsp of olive oil into a clean glass jar.  Seal the jar.

Put the jar in the refrigerator for 24 hours.

If the oil solidifies, it’s monounsaturated and is olive oil.

If the oil remains a liquid, it is polyunsaturated and is NOT olive oil.

There is a lengthy discussion on the validity of the fridge test here, as well as information on the three UC Davis studies of 2010, 2011 and 2012 :

http://ift.tt/2tvNqjj

I was particularly interested in the composition of olive oil:

"Olive oil is naturally made up all three major fats:  saturated, monounsaturated and polyunsaturated.  The percentage of each fat that can be found in olive oil varies:

Saturated fat:  8% – 26%

Monounsaturated fat:  55% – 86%

Polyunsaturated fat:  3.5% – 22%

As a general rule of thumb:

Saturated fats are solid to semi-solid at room temperature and cooler (ex:  butter, coconut oil and tallow) because of their molecular structure.

Monounsaturated fats are liquid at room temperature, but solidify at cooler temperatures, also because of their molecular structure.

Polyunsaturated fats are liquid at room temperature and remain liquid even at cooler temperatures.

Worst case scenario, an olive oil can be 22% polyunsaturated fat.  This leaves 78% blend of saturated and monounsaturated fats.  Given that both saturated fat AND monounsaturated fats solidify at cooler temperatures, it is highly likely that an oil with such a large percentage of these fats would solidify in the fridge."



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:39AM by EvaOgg http://ift.tt/2u4QDDj keto

[MS] (Tobias Kelly) Crash and Burn - Part 2: Luna shortstories

I arrived home, shutting the door behind me. The gears in my head were going mental, trying to piece together what had happened.

So Darius, rather than killing his worst enemy, decided to join them? But his target was someone related to the mayor, either his wife, daughter, dog, brother, sister, mother, not himself. Yet the victim was someone who wasn't related in any way possible.

I opened the refrigerator, popping open the tab of a soda can and sipped at it while I heated up leftovers from the other night. There was surely another motive to this, or maybe the Arsos were smarter than I once thought. Perhaps the kid said mayor as a fake-out, but even if it was, this man had nothing to do with what they wanted. He was a poor shop clerk, a man who had no family or purpose. There surely had to be some significance to him, but I just couldn't figure it out.

"Tomorrow @ 8" My phone buzzed, and when I unlocked it, a number that I hoped belonged to the secretary texted me the message. Rather than jumping to conclusions, I responded with something that couldn't be overly specific.

"Where?"

"22nd & 56th" I smiled, seeing that she wasn't afraid of a date with a criminal.

"See you then. Gn" I threw my phone onto the bed, then stood back facing the whiteboard. Time to get down to the bottom of this.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:48AM by Davyis99 http://ift.tt/2u57tCb shortstories

A Break Gone Wrong TalesFromRetail

Background: I worked at a supermarket a while back as a janitor/bagperson. It was my job during the evening shift, among others, to clean any and all messes and spills that happened in the store.

Several of my coworkers started complaining at the start of my shift about a smell of raw sewage coming from the break room and the back area by the walk in refrigerators. My manager and I went to investigate. A leak had formed and sewage was leaking from the ceiling forming a pool of nasty brown colored water in the back corridor and the room itself. The smell was absolutely horrible. My manager called in an emergency work order and we put buckets and paper towels down to catch the leaks. It was obvious that a pipe had broken from the employee restrooms upstairs and was leaking sewage everywhere.

Still employees needed to brace the stench to get to their food and belongings inside. Aside from the many drips, a bulge had appeared in a panel of the break room's drop ceiling. As my shift went by the bulge got larger and larger.

Unfortunately, at peak bulge one of my coworkers took his lunch break. Braving the stench, he went to the fridge to get his food and most likely find somewhere outside to eat. Just as he was walking out the drop ceiling panel collapsed on top of his head. He was covered head to toe in sewage. Several lockers must have been flooded. Instead of enjoying his lunch he got to go home and change because he was covered in human waste.

Later in the evening the plumber finally arrived and fixed the broken pipe. I made sure to mop the break room with bleach. The drop ceiling panel that gave way was never replaced, forever exposing the guilty pipe.

TL;DR: My coworker was covered in sewage on his lunch hour from a broken pipe in the ceiling.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 10:56AM by glasses_the_loc http://ift.tt/2ssFR8a TalesFromRetail

The Future of Porn nosleep

So, you’re me.

You have to be because what’s happening cannot be happening to ME.

This sort of thing only transpires with people on the internet. I see them all the time, daring themselves to share their secrets, their stories. And sometimes those people are believed. Sometimes they’re helped out. Given answers.

So last night you’re eyeballing an open laptop on the adjacent sofa cushion. You’re alone in the house, because you live alone. It’s just after one in the morning and the glow from the screen spotlights the erection nosing out of your jeans. You’re dead-faced. Jaw slackened just so. Your fingers are ready to coil and start pumping away. There’s a menthol burning in between them you’re about to stub. The fantasy is taking a well-enough hold. It’s not particularly compelling, but enough to get the job done.

The woman on the screen has purple hair hanging over ludicrous, round tits. Liquid mascara is leaked into the corner of her eye and the speck holds there like a feeding tick. She circles her nipple with a wet fingertip as a man in a jockstrap enters camera left.

You can see yourself as this man. He’s taller. Less skinny and more muscled. But that could be you. In this moment it IS you. That’s what she wants, isn’t it? She wants well-endowed, beefy YOU. She’s saying it with her blackened eyes and her pelvis that just keeps rocking forward, her knees buried in a soft mattress. She’s begging to be taken, filled.

Now you’re taking off at full speed, your fist a blur at your crotch. The man in the video (you) drops the jockstrap to his ankles and boasts a dick shaped like an ear of corn. You find yourself almost laughing as it bobs toward the purple-headed woman’s backside.

You extend your legs as you find your rhythm, curls of smoke crawling from the ashtray, over light of the macbook, and into your eyes. You blink and wag your head but you stay in the game. The story of you and the woman with orb-like tits is becoming more intense. The sharp pleasure in your groin signals a forthcoming release you have no intention of letting go.

A police siren crescendoes up the street like a soundtrack to the insides of your body, and a third person enters the room on your screen.

She’s not like the other one, the young-fleshed and pale thing now taking it up the ass. Her skin is looser and freckled. Old.

She climbs naked onto the bed, breasts swaying from the lowest of her ribs, and you observe her only in unfocused glances. Her scalp is currently out of frame but a second ago…why was she bald?

The man extends a hand to this new woman’s waist and then runs it through the wispy grey triangle of hair below. She moans and it’s a voice you know.

A river of liquid ice snakes up your back. Your fist slows and then quakes.

You know who she is. You don’t need to keep looking, but you are. You’re steeling your line of sight directly to the screen.

An IV pole rolls into the shot, dragged by the tubing connected to the top of the old woman’s hand. That hand that’s too thin, too liver-spotted.

A hand that isn’t your mom’s. But goddamnit it is.

Your mom isn’t sick. She’s been talking about a stomach ache but she’s not sick. You just saw her days ago. She was chubby like she’s always been chubby. That’s how you know her. That’s how you love her.

The beefy man removes himself from the purple-haired female and pulls not-your-mother to him by the neck.

He asks her if she’s weak. She says she is. Very weak. She doesn’t have much time.

The young woman grabs at something from out of shot and places it on her head. A white nurse’s cap, like snow on a violet mountaintop. “Why is this patient out of her room?” she says, her tone demanding.

And you’re trying to grasp too many ideas at once, so the only one that comes is the notion that this is what they want. This is what the people watching from home and jerking their dicks are after. This is a video for people who crave a certain brand of helplessness.

But you’re mom isn’t helpless. She’s chubby and joyous. You just saw her days ago.

Maybe you should close the laptop and call her? She’ll wonder why you woke her and be dismayed, but she’ll definitely still be chubby and happy to hear your voice.

Now another siren calls from down the road. Your hearing cuts through it and picks up little but the rustling of sheets from the macbook’s speakers, your mother’s slackened skin spanked with an open hand.

You feel your teeth ticking together, faster and faster. Warm sweat clings the front of your t-shirt to your chest.

And then it stops.

The video stream freezes and then the browser crashes. Would you like to send an error report to Safari?

The hum of the refrigerator has ceased. The lights on the face of the cable box are dead. Your computer is now running on its battery.

You eventually zip your fly and stumble to the nearby window, faint blue and red washes of color strobing the walls of the living room. The utility pole outside is leaning toward your home. Firetrucks surround power lines that lay like dead snakes on the lawn.

You study the situation only faintly, your hands needing your cellphone. That beautiful chubby woman wants to tell you she’s okay. She’s at home right now with your dad and her stomach is feeling fine and she wants you to come to dinner tomorrow night because you and your dad both love her standing rib roasts— which the family only has on special occasions, but, why not? She never tires of the cliche, “you only live once”.

So why is it that you won’t pick up the phone and do it? You saw her DAYS ago. That video? It’s nonsense. It’s not real because fact won’t allow it.

So, you’re here. Because you’re helpless. And—no offense to anyone on this forum—a lot of people here seem to get off on that kinda thing.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:30AM by Otis_Mari http://ift.tt/2s7Kmp1 nosleep

Olive oil: real or fake keto

Probably most of you already know this simple little test to find out whether or not your olive oil is all olive oil, or whether it has had cheapo oils like canola oil added to it, (which you don't want).

But newbies may want to know about the fridge test:

Pour 2-4 tbsp of olive oil into a clean glass jar.  Seal the jar.

Put the jar in the refrigerator for 24 hours.

If the oil solidifies, it’s monounsaturated and is olive oil.

If the oil remains a liquid, it is polyunsaturated and is NOT olive oil.

There is a lengthy discussion on the validity of the fridge test here, as well as information on the three UC Davis studies of 2010, 2011 and 2012 :

http://ift.tt/2tvNqjj

I was particularly interested in the composition of olive oil:

"Olive oil is naturally made up all three major fats:  saturated, monounsaturated and polyunsaturated.  The percentage of each fat that can be found in olive oil varies:

Saturated fat:  8% – 26%

Monounsaturated fat:  55% – 86%

Polyunsaturated fat:  3.5% – 22%

As a general rule of thumb:

Saturated fats are solid to semi-solid at room temperature and cooler (ex:  butter, coconut oil and tallow) because of their molecular structure.

Monounsaturated fats are liquid at room temperature, but solidify at cooler temperatures, also because of their molecular structure.

Polyunsaturated fats are liquid at room temperature and remain liquid even at cooler temperatures.

Worst case scenario, an olive oil can be 22% polyunsaturated fat.  This leaves 78% blend of saturated and monounsaturated fats.  Given that both saturated fat AND monounsaturated fats solidify at cooler temperatures, it is highly likely that an oil with such a large percentage of these fats would solidify in the fridge."



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:39AM by EvaOgg http://ift.tt/2u4QDDj keto

[MS] (Tobias Kelly) Crash and Burn - Part 2: Luna shortstories

I arrived home, shutting the door behind me. The gears in my head were going mental, trying to piece together what had happened.

So Darius, rather than killing his worst enemy, decided to join them? But his target was someone related to the mayor, either his wife, daughter, dog, brother, sister, mother, not himself. Yet the victim was someone who wasn't related in any way possible.

I opened the refrigerator, popping open the tab of a soda can and sipped at it while I heated up leftovers from the other night. There was surely another motive to this, or maybe the Arsos were smarter than I once thought. Perhaps the kid said mayor as a fake-out, but even if it was, this man had nothing to do with what they wanted. He was a poor shop clerk, a man who had no family or purpose. There surely had to be some significance to him, but I just couldn't figure it out.

"Tomorrow @ 8" My phone buzzed, and when I unlocked it, a number that I hoped belonged to the secretary texted me the message. Rather than jumping to conclusions, I responded with something that couldn't be overly specific.

"Where?"

"22nd & 56th" I smiled, seeing that she wasn't afraid of a date with a criminal.

"See you then. Gn" I threw my phone onto the bed, then stood back facing the whiteboard. Time to get down to the bottom of this.



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 09:48AM by Davyis99 http://ift.tt/2u57tCb shortstories

Any idea what it would take to run this refrigerator on solar? vandwellers

Not excited to spend so much for so little room as 12v wynter so considering this as we will be shorelined for a while. Says 329 kwh year. Thanks!

http://ift.tt/2naTolF



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 06:47AM by Xerox_Alto http://ift.tt/2smsStq vandwellers

If You Hear a Waterfall in the Woods - Leave. (Part 15) nosleep

Welcome, welcome, to the circus show that my life has become. Before venturing further, you'll wanted to go back to the beginning of Chris' and my story.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14


Thank God. I think?

My vision began to clear and I could see Chris now on the ground being kicked by a large male figure, while the Lady stood there and watched. I looked up at 34, and then down at my crystal in his hands. I nodded toward it and darted my eyes back up toward him, signaling for him to give it back. Thankfully, he did. Good shit, now I know he’s with us.

I grasped the crystal and called Ger, hoping that time would be suspended as it was before. I’ve always assumed that was his doing.

I began yelling, “GER! WHERE ARE YOU!? THEY KNOW!”

“Oh, dear. Listen, child, you must act now. Without meditation, you are not going to be able to do this alone. Both you and Chris will need to be touching the crystal for this to work.”

“So, we’re really doing it? The EMP? Chris is being detained right now, and 34 is with us. I won’t allow him to get hurt in all of this.” I couldn’t help but begin to doubt myself. If I’m not mistaken, the breathing techniques are a huge part in this, and we had no time for them.

“Yes, child, it’s either this or be held prisoner. If they get ahold of the catalyst it will be, as you would say, ‘game over’.” He didn’t chuckle this time, “You’re going to need to physically take down the man oppressing Chris, hopefully 34 will assist you. The blast will knock him unconscious, but he shouldn’t be too difficult for you and Chris to carry out. Once Chris is freed, you will each need to grip the crystal with both hands, making as much contact with it as possible. His adrenaline should help with this, but you will need to work to harness the ether required. As you did with the campers, let the crystal withdraw it from your body. This will probably hurt you, but you must fight past that. Once you and Chris feel the energy drained from your bodies, throw the crystal as hard as you can at your feet, and pray that you create a large enough blast to cover the compound.”

I didn’t know what to say, I was really beginning to doubt myself.

“Do not worry, child. I believe in you. You did it before with the campers, you can do it again now.”

“That was with meditation, though... I feel drained from following the Ladies.”

“That’s nothing but a side-effect of leaving your own mind, it has nothing to do with what’s inside you. I believe in you.”

He then taught me a simple breathing sequence that I was to do while freeing Chris; as if fighting some muscular recruit wasn’t going to be hard enough.

I didn’t want to leave the sanctuary of my mind, but I knew that I had too. I said goodbye to Ger and put the crystal in my pocket.

Turning over to 34, “I can take care of them all, but I need Chris.”

He nodded, and brandished a machete that had been holstered in a scabbard hanging on his side. As he lunged toward the recruit, the Lady screeched on the top of her lungs like a fucking hawk, presumably alarming the rest of the camp. Taken off guard from the loud yell, I stumbled backwards and scraped my heel on by bedframe, quickly being reminded of the small acid burn that I still haven’t cleaned or really even looked at. I winced in pain, and then in fear as I watched 34 strike one clean blow on the recruit’s neck, sending him to the floor. The lady continued to yell and I could hear a commotion outside, but 34 was quick to bring Chris up to his feet and drag him over to me.

Chris was beat up, but he was still coherent. Once he was close enough, I stopped my breathing technique and told him what we needed to do. He nodded and held out his hands. The crystal itself isn’t that big, so we had to contort our hands in a weird way to make sure that both of our hands were touching it equally. 34 was blocking the door with his body now, and Chris was mimicking my breathing. I felt it quickly enter and leave my body in a rhythmic fashion, the crystal acting like an ether-vacuum. I could see Chris’ eyes start to flutter and hoped that meant he was feeling it too, and not about to pass out on me.

After fifteen to thirty seconds, I felt completely drained; my eyes were now fluttering too and I could hardly focus on anything. A sharp, paralyzing pain travelled along my body, almost causing me to drop the crystal, but I fought through it as I felt the sensation exit into the rock. I looked up at Chris who was completely pale now, he nodded his head sluggishly to tell me that he didn’t have anything left in him either.

I nodded back and turned toward 34, “I’m sorry. We’ll be back for you.”

We lifted the crystal, now filled with tiny air bubbles, above our heads and simultaneously threw it down on the ground beneath us with all the force that we could muster.

This time, there was a blast, and it sent both Chris and I flying several feet; my head was a couple inches away from being impaled by a bedpost. My eyes stung as if they had been pepper sprayed, and the only thing I could hear was a loud, deep sound similar to a Gong being hit. I sat there and wiped my eyes until I was able to see Chris lying near the door, not moving. I crawled toward him and started shaking his lifeless body violently.

“CHRIS!!! CHRIS! NO, COME ON!” I began weeping.

His eyes creaked open and I let out a cry of joy, “Fuck you, man. I thought you were dead!”

“Not yet…" He coughed, "Did it… Did it work?”

I nervously peaked my head out of the door, “Yes! I think it did! They’re all on the ground!”

He picked himself up to his feet and leaned himself against the doorway, “Alright, lets finish this. Guns are this way.” He began walking toward a shack that I had not yet visited; it must have been where they sent him to get his rifle for guard duty. Before leaving, I tore the shirt off the deceased recruit and wadded it up into my back pocket.

There was a lock on the door to the armory, but guess what? It was the same code as the other ones; I laughed at Chris’ face when I walked up and opened it on my first try – he was already looking for something on the ground to break the lock.

We both grabbed some pistols and made our way to the basement. After all, the Tome was our top priority; revenge could come after. I was expecting to see Madam Adrastea there, ready to defend her precious crystal, but she was nowhere to be seen. Only one Lady was in the room and she was slumped over on the desk. We climbed down the ladder and turned on the flickering lights, illuminating the underground lair. Chris stared at the shrine as I walked toward the small laptop-looking machine that was connected to the glass box. I opened it and was greeted by the same strange characters that the Lady was using in Subject 10’s room.

I called Ger, and asked him to translate. He had trouble with it, mentioning that it was an ancient language used by his people a long time ago, but eventually we were able to close the valve that filled the chamber with gas and open it up. I held my breath as the top half of the glass began to ascend.

It was there! Right in the middle of the refrigerator-sized case was a small crystal that was cut in the shape of an arrowhead, and was filled with the same air bubbles that my own crystal did when it was charged up. Ger had mentioned that we weren’t to make physical contact with the stone, so I used the shirt that I tore off the recruit earlier to wrap it up.

I turned my attention back toward Chris, who was investigating the shrine up close. I walked over and said, “Let’s get out of here, dude.”

His voice was shaky, “I think… I think these are children's' remains.”

“What the fuck…”

He looked down at a pile of bones, “Yeah… I’m right behind you.”

We ascended the ladder, praying that the Ladies’ were still unconscious.

They were, thankfully. I searched around the headquarters room to see if I could find anything of value.

“Hey what’s the code to the safe?” Chris asked.

Oh yeah, the safe! I told him and watched from the other side of the room as he opened it.

“Now we’re talking!” He lifted up several pieces of jewelry that were encrusted with a multitude of different gems, “Looks like some jewelry and gold figurines. Fuck yeah!” He placed the loot into a small bag that was on the side of the desk and continued searching the room. We didn’t really find much else other than a few documents that I stole for Ger to read later. I looked over at Chris and asked him if he was ready – he nodded.

I’m… Not very proud of what came next. I had vengeance in my heart, though, and only saw these Ladies’ as monsters who knew nothing but evil.

We executed the Ladies, tossed them one-by-one into the incinerator and gathered the recruits in a group near the front of the encampment. I wasn’t sure what was going to happen to them, now that the Ladies from this sect were gone.

I contacted Ger, letting him know that we retrieved the Tome and finished off the Ladies. He had already sent word to Elias (though I’m not sure how) to come pick us up, and said that he should be arriving there in an hour or two. During that time, Chris and I explored the now vacant camp; trails of blood from the Ladies lined the ground beneath us. I could hear screams, and remembered that there are still prisoners here.

I yelled over to Chris, “I think there are people in there! Let’s see if we can help them!”

He put out his cigarette and joined me, “What if they aren’t human anymore?”

“I guess we’ll find out.”

There were two voices coming from the room, a man’s and a woman’s. The man sounded severely hurt, gasping for breath between his sobs, continually professing his love to the woman. She was wailing out of sadness, not pain. I already had an idea of the scene we were able to walk in on.

“Hello? Sir? Ma’am? We’re going to come in now, okay?” I knocked on the door a few times, mentally prepared myself and began to push it open.

Behind a glass cage was the man, strapped into some chair that looked like a mechanism straight out of a SAW movie. He was naked and malnourished, with a metal bowl covered in screws and wires that shielded half of his face. IV’s were poorly connected to both of his wrists that were being clamped down to the chair; the bag connected them was filled with a red liquid – presumably blood. The woman was sitting on the ground at his side, cradling his withered legs, still sobbing and unaware of our entrance. I glanced over at Chris who shared the same look of despair that I did.

The woman finally turned from her husband toward us, and crawled to the front of the glass. Her eyes were completely bloodshot, and the dark blue veins under her skin seemed to bulge out too far.

“Please… Please help us." She pointed to a pair of gas masks in the corner of the room.

Chris was already walking toward them before I could make up my mind. We put the masks on and looked back at the woman for further instructions.

“The computer...” Her shaking hand pointed at a similar monitor that I saw in Subject 10’s room.

She guided us through which buttons to press, and the contamination door to the glass box opened.

“I need help… breaking the lock…”

Fuck that. I wasn’t going in there.

Chris, on the other hand, in some attempt at heroism, pulled out his pistol and walked into the door.

“Thank you, young man… God bless you.”

As he went to strike the lock with the butt of the gun, the woman punched him in the gut and snatched it from his hands. I started sprinting toward the door, and watched as the girl lifted the pistol and pulled the trigger, blowing her husband’s brains all over the wall behind him.

She then turned to Chris, put the gun to her own head and whispered, “Let nothing leave this place” and pulled the trigger again, for the final time. Chris dropped to his knees, though I could now hardly see him from the splatter of the woman’s blood on the glass. I ran in and dragged my hyperventilating friend out. We stumbled outside of the shack and tore our gas masks off, and sat there in silence.

I eventually spoke up, “We need to take care of Subject 10.”

“Fuck. Do we really? What is it?”

“It was my… Shit, I don’t know what it was. Come on, let’s see what it’s doing.”

We walked into the room and I copied what the Lady did on the computers, opening the blinds to the little girl’s cage.

Chris gasped loudly, ran up to the wall of the box and dropped to his knees, “M… Megan!? How is this… What the fuck?!” He turned to me, eyes full of confusion and tears.

“It’s not her, Chris. It’s not her.” I had to use some force to drag him away from the glass. Megan was his 3-year-old sister. She passed away last year from Leukemia.

“What the fuck is it then?!”

“I don’t know. I see my niece… I don’t know. There has to be some way to kill it.”

He suggested I ask Ger, so I touched my crystal and contacted him.

“Ah, yes. A seceratoare.”

“A seche-what?”

He chuckled, “Se-che-rah-twar-eh. They are powerful little creatures, developed from unborn fetuses into the being you are in the room with now. They take on the form of whatever child in your life is closest to their ‘age’. We still don't quite know how they do it.”

“Yeah, I see my fucking niece when I look at it. What happens if you didn’t have any children in your life? What is its true form?”

He paused in contemplation, “I do not know, child, nor do I wish to. They are a tool of the Dwellers, used to harness a special type of ether – like the black smoke that you and your friends saw in the cave. The Ladies should have a failsafe built, I’ll help you decipher the machines.”

We then spent several minutes trying different combinations of buttons, until finally we reached a screen labeled “Exterminate”.

Bingo.

I hit it, and turned over to the box. My niece was standing there, looking at me with the saddest eyes I’ve ever witnessed. She beckoned for me to come closer, but I didn’t budge.

“Fuck that.”

She looked toward a vent in her room and then replied, in a voice far too mature for a two or three year old, “Don’t be silly. Turn that off, please!”

“Fuck. That.”

Chris and I watched as the vent vacuumed all the air out of the glass box. She began to swell up as she gasped for breath; I honestly thought she was going to explode. However, she just toppled over and died; it was rather uneventful, thankfully. I was getting tired of the eventful.

We left Subject 10’s room and went to the front of the compound to wait for Elias. We only sat there for 30 minutes before we heard a rickety truck chugging up the road. Elias pulled up to the camp and hopped out of the truck, “H-Hey guys, looks like you’ve been putting in work over here.”

“Yeah, something like that.”

“So, you have it – the Tome?” Intrigue was plastered on his face.

Chris replied, “Yup, we found it. Look, there’s a man back there that helped us. We need to make sure he’s okay.”

“Right. Of course. We’ll take him back to the w-workshop and fix him up. First we need to take care of this camp.”

“What do you mean?”

He started rummaging through the back of his truck, eventually pulling out a large duffle bag and setting it on the ground.

“You boys are gonna love this.” He grabbed a large backpack, laughed to himself and put it on. He then opened the duffle bag and pulled out a fucking flamethrower. He grinned a wide smile, like a kid getting a new toy on Christmas, “We’re g-gonna burn it to the ground!


TBC


All parts:

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Submitted June 30, 2017 at 06:53AM by shmica http://ift.tt/2t6BX6x nosleep

Kelvinator Push Button 143 Refrigerator not working, please help fixit

Hey guys, I was cleaning my fridge out not too long ago and while I was fiddling with the temperature gauge, I believe I accidentally pressed the red button on the middle of it. Since then, the fridge thawed everything out and remains relatively warm inside. I googled the problem and found a forums post for a similar fridge, stating the red button is a defrost button. A replier in the thread said to warm up the temp sensor or thermostat with a hair dryer to force the fridge to continue cooling. I have tried this with no results. Any help would be appreciated. Photos



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 07:05AM by MrRandomnez http://ift.tt/2sn2YFM fixit

Put in my two weeks notice without a job lined up, need advice on what to tell future employers jobs

To start off, I understand the risk I took when deciding to put my two weeks in without a job lined up. I'm a big believer in morals and doing what's right even if it means there could be consequences.

I work as a salesman at Sears, and if you haven't heard Sears isn't doing too hot, as in they have been overly pushing sales reps to push protection agreements, credit, and anything else to make them money. I'm not talking asking "would you like to add a protection agreement to your purchase", they want us to basically tell the customer their stuff will break if they don't have it, and go on and on about it, and if we don't meet our numbers we lose our jobs etc(which we won't because they barely have employees at this point). They want us to sign people up for rent-to-own leases for appliances so they can get protection agreements because it's pretty much pure profit for them.

2000$ Refrigerator 800$ Protection (5 years)

Did I mention they are outrageously high? Now granted some people may be able to afford that, But what I have issues with is the people who can't. Management wants me to make people with no credit get a lease and add it on there(ridiculous interest rate) and every time I fail to sell one I get dragged into the office to explain why and get a lecture, and I'm just fed up with it and I simply just don't feel comfortable selling something I simply don't believe in.

Basically tl;dr is I put in my two weeks without a line up job because I ain't fit to be a lying ass salesman, and i don't want to rip anyone else off. How do I explain this to my future employer?



Submitted June 30, 2017 at 04:20AM by memelord1994 http://ift.tt/2trwbyz jobs

Someone always watches me open the refrigerator. aww

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Submitted June 30, 2017 at 12:26AM by Dadley_k http://ift.tt/2tqwLwO aww

Working from home, staring at my kitchen counter. loseit

My weak spot for eating is working from home. I get a lot of work done (fewer meetings and interruptions than at the office), but I have also tended to "graze" through my pantry and refrigerator through the day. Not today, though.

I woke up and poured my coffee, then laid out all of my food for the day on the counter. I have walked back into the kitchen probably a dozen times, to put my snacks in a different order, put sticky notes saying what time I can eat each thing, switch out one item for another...you get the idea. Just to see it. Just to touch...no. Not going to eat everything at once.

This ends up being kind of a shitpost because the only reason I'm writing it is to put out there that I am battling the snack gremlins today, and making it public will hopefully increase my willpower and decrease my urges to walk through the kitchen just one more time...



Submitted June 29, 2017 at 11:27PM by Cazimi105 http://ift.tt/2sltZcB loseit

Need help deciding on a kegerator Homebrewing

Looking for opinions here. My 4.4 Danby DIY kegerator broke (drilled into a line accidentally), so I'm in the market to replace, and trying to decide between DIY-ing another or buying pre-built, so it could fit a keg inside.

Don't really want to go with another keezer, looking to downsize and would rarely, if ever, have three beers ready to tap.

The tower I have now is a DIY situation, PVC pipe. Works decent enough, not super stable, but it's got perlick faucets on it. Already have a 5lb tank and dual regulator. I'd like to have two taps on the new one, however it's created.

So I need help deciding, good people of the world.

DIY

Pros

  • Cheaper (~200 for the fridge, another ~120 more if i replace the tower)
  • More temperature control (although I could wire into the compressor on a pre-built model)
  • The "i made this" factor

Cons

  • More work/possibility to fuck it up
  • Harder to clean (making sure no moisture/nasties get into the foam/inside the door
  • Can't fit bigger keg configurations (no half barrels, no quarter barrels, and 2 pinlocks requires modification on the side panels)

Buying

Pros

  • It just works
  • Could sell the extra stuff that comes with (co2 tank, regulator, sankey coupler, cheap faucets) to make a little bit of it back
  • Can fit a wider range of beers in there

Cons

  • More expensive
  • Trying to figure out which kegerator to buy, every model seems to have some bad apples in it

So I'm back and forth. Just got a bonus at my job and a freelance gig, so I have the money for either, I think... But can't make up my mind. Someone convince me.

Edit: Or another option, apparently Edgestar sells their ultra low temp fridge, no tower/tapping/etc for $319 at walmart. Add a stainless tower for $100 and i'm out the door for $419?



Submitted June 29, 2017 at 10:18PM by bfinleyui http://ift.tt/2t5DqtV Homebrewing

Super easy peanutbutter fudge recipe Cooking

Hello I do not post here at all but I just want to share this with you guys because it is amazing and almost effortless.

Things you will need 1. 16 oz container of your favorite peanut butter (I recommend crunchy jiff)

  1. 16 oz of your favorite white icing or vanilla icing (vanilla icing makes it very sweet)

  2. 9 x 13 pan (a little smaller can work and it can be glass or metal)

  3. A stick of any type of butter (not mandatory just makes it stick less to the pan)

5.(OPTIONAL) A bag of peanut butter chips

Steps:

Step 1: using a spoon scoop all of the peanut butter into a mixing bowl really try to get as much as you can

Step 2: Butter the bottom of the 9 x 13 pan

Step 3: remove any aluminum foil from the icing and put it in the microwave for about 1 minute this will make it a thick liquid (if some is still not liquid add 10 seconds)

Step 4: pour the icing into the bowl with the peanut butter and stir with a spoon until you see a light brown color (try to get all of the icing and peanut butter off the side of the bowl)

Step 5: pour the mix into the buttered pan and spread it out evenly throughout the pan

Now if you did decide to get the peanut butter chips sprinkle as much as you would like on the top of the peanut butter and icing solution this will add more crunchy texture and make it look more appealing.

Step 6: put the pan into the refrigerator for about 1 hour and 30 minutes.

Step 7: Enjoy! Make sure you keep it refrigerated whenever you are not enjoying some!



Submitted June 29, 2017 at 09:22PM by Floatzel404 http://ift.tt/2tpQ21g Cooking

A (Haunted) Home Showing I'll Never Forget Paranormal

Key points: I'm a real estate agent. Also, for privacy, I've changed the names of the clients. One of the few haunting type things I've experienced. Anyway...

My clients Jim and Pam had been looking for a home to buy for a while. We'd seen a few houses that were in their price range, but didn't have the features they wanted. So when a home matching their requirements and price point popped up on the market, we were all more than motivated to give it a look and (hopefully) make an offer. We scheduled a showing for 7pm that evening.

I didn't have much going on that day, so I got over there around 6:45pm and, since I still had 15 minutes before the buyers would get there, I decided to do a look through the house (and also turn on lights, as it was getting dark and turning on lights for a showing is always a good idea). When I walk into the house, right away I notice it's fairly nice for the price it's at. Seems to be under-priced by at least $10k if not more, and that gets me excited. I know the buyers are going to want to make an offer, so I just have to make sure there's nothing super awful. As I make my way through the rooms, turning on lights, I come upon an intercom in a hallway next to the kitchen, press it and talk through it to hear that the other receiver is directly below me in the basement. Very cool, as I've only seen intercoms in movies. Then I walk through the door frame into the kitchen. The counters and cupboards look nice but cheap, and then I notice the refrigerator is open. Must have bad suction or someone left it open, I think to myself and go over and shut it. I give it a little tug but it seems sealed pretty well so I figure someone from a previous showing left it open. Even though the refrigerator has nothing in it, still a little rude of the last agent to not do a once over and shut it. As I mull this over, the intercom buzzes and static comes through. I slowly walk into the hallway as it continues and, a few steps away, it cuts out. Hmm, must have electric shortages or something downstairs. I hadn't gone downstairs yet, so I figure I might as well go turn on the light and check to see what's going on with the intercom. The basement doesn't have a switch, just a pull string attached to a light in the middle of the room. The light from outside is coming in through the small windows just enough so that I can see where I'm going, but not much more. Before I can pull the light's string, I hear the intercom buzz back on, but this time it's static through the basement receiver, so the interference is coming from upstairs now. Not really sure what's going on at this point, I turn on the light and run up the stairs. Again the intercom stops as soon as I get close, but something in the kitchen catches my eye. I walk into the kitchen to find that every cupboard, drawer, and the refrigerator (again) is wide open. My heart sinks and the hairs on my neck stand.


At this point the scare was over, but the clients called to let me know they had just arrived (6:55ish, this happened very quickly). I hurriedly slammed everything shut, and tried to act normal for a bit. When I opened the door, Jim asked if I was feeling alright (I assume I was slightly pale - "look like you've just seen a ghost" type appearance). We quickly walked through the house (nothing opened this time), and afterward, when I asked how they felt about the house, they both agreed that something felt off and dark about the house. I told them I sensed that too, but didn't go into detail. Needless to say, we didn't write an offer and I've never gone back. Definitely creeped me out, definitely haunted.



Submitted June 29, 2017 at 06:58PM by TheRealMess http://ift.tt/2slrrLB Paranormal

Refrigerator Magnets woodworking

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Submitted June 29, 2017 at 06:03PM by shogunjimi http://ift.tt/2unciWW woodworking

Refrigerator Magnets somethingimade

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Submitted June 29, 2017 at 06:01PM by shogunjimi http://ift.tt/2tsH0kY somethingimade

Refrigerator Magnets crafts

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Submitted June 29, 2017 at 06:00PM by shogunjimi http://ift.tt/2u1Dk6T crafts

Refrigerator Magnets somethingimade

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Submitted June 29, 2017 at 06:01PM by shogunjimi http://ift.tt/2tsH0kY somethingimade

Prosciutto Wrapped Chicken With Chive & Parsley Sour Cream recipes

This is an extremely easy dish to prepare and make. There are very few ingredients or steps to follow. The prosciutto wrapped chicken is baked to a succulent juicy state. When herbed sour cream is added, this elevates this dish to a very tasty result. Serve with roast potatoes and your favourite vegetables and you have a really easy impressive meal that will please your family and friends. The chicken can be prepared in advance and kept in the refrigerator until you are ready to pop into the oven.

Ingredients:
• 4 Chicken Fillets breast fillets
• 8 slices Prosciutto
Chive & Parley Sour Cream
• 1 cup Sour Cream
• 4 tbsp Chives finely chopped
• 2 tbsp Parsley finely chopped

Instructions:
1. Pre-heat a fan forced oven to 200°C (390°F).
2. Line a baking tray with baking paper.
3. Wrap each chicken fillet in 2 slices of prosciutto and place on baking tray.
4. Place baking tray in oven and cook for 30 minutes. Turn the chicken after about 15 minutes.
5. Remove from oven and serve with herbed cream.
Chive & Parsley Sour Cream
1. In a medium bowl add sour cream, chive & parsley and mix to combine.
2. Serve with Chicken.

For pictures & more follow the link below:
Prosciutto Wrapped Chicken With Chive & Parsley Sour Cream



Submitted June 29, 2017 at 02:56PM by icingonthesteak http://ift.tt/2spiIn2 recipes

In Japan they sell square watermelons to ft better in the refrigerator mildlyinteresting

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Submitted June 29, 2017 at 01:54PM by RazerJoe http://ift.tt/2s4lizz mildlyinteresting

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

What's white and swings through the trees? Jokes

Tarzan the refrigerator.



Submitted June 29, 2017 at 08:51AM by Kai_Loki http://ift.tt/2t3wv4E Jokes

If You Hear a Waterfall in the Woods - Leave. (Part 14) nosleep

Hello there. If you've just now come across Chris' and my story, you'll definitely want to read the previous parts first, otherwise you'll have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. Don't worry, most of them are fairly short.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13


Huh, okay then.

“And how do you suggest I go about doing that?”

After a brief pause, he asked, “Have you ever given any thought as to how we have been communicating?”

“Uh… Telepathy?”

His tone lit up, as if he was eager to explain this next part – I’m beginning to think he may have been an educator at some point in his life, “While I still don’t know all of the similarities and differences between our people, there is one thing that I have studied intently. There are special cells located within our nerves that do not touch each other; for your people, the gap between these cells significantly widens when you sleep, but shrinks to a microscopic level at the occurrence of any mental activity. My peoples’ remains the same length regardless of our state of minds. This concept and the pineal gland are our best guesses toward what makes us different. Now, the drug that you took, in theory, should allow your body to keep these gaps open while you’re awake. You’ve felt a constant tingling sensation since taking it, yes?”

“Yeah. So, what does that have to do with how we’re talking?”

“Bear with me, child. The mind is very much like a radio, and the brain itself has many properties similar to nerves, including the aforementioned attribute. Back in the early days of wireless telegraphy, humans used a radio signal detector called a ‘coherer’. I don’t want to confuse you with the specifics of how it works, but essentially, there are two electrodes spaced apart with a metal filling between them. Think of the electrodes being the cells in our nerves and brain, with the gap being filled with what I’ll refer to as ‘ether’, for lack of a better term. We really don’t know what it is. So, these clusters of coherers in the brain are able to receive and transmit impulses, respectively, using a unique type of radio wave.”

“Okay, so we’re basically communicating through a mental walkie-talkie?”

He chuckled, “Exactly. Now, every brain has its own frequency, and it’s often very difficult to pick up on other’s. The only reason I can talk to you right now is because the crystal is ‘boosting your signal’, without it I would only be able to communicate with you from a short distance. Because of the crystal, this task shouldn’t be too hard for you. The only cause for worry is that if the Ladies’ are like us, she may fight back. I suspect that they are weaker, though. I don't believe that she will notice if you remain calm.”

“What do you mean ‘fight back’? Like Inception?” I mean, he set himself up for that one, right?

“What is ‘Inception’?”

I laughed, “Never mind, Ger. So, how do I do this? Close my eyes and think of her, like I do with you?”

For the next half of an hour we went over a new breathing technique and Ger explained to me that I needed to channel this “ether” (what he referred to as it, the day before) and connect it with her “frequency.” It was all very confusing, especially because he himself was unsure of the Ladies’ capabilities. He thinks that with this new form of meditation, I should be able to open up a one-way line and see what she sees, sort of like how Ger does when I touch the crystal. I don’t really understand what the meditation does, but the breathing techniques are very complex and require specific timing. They are almost rhythmical, at times, like a symphony of sighs. There was a part in this sequence where I actually needed to hold my breath for a minute and 45 seconds, which is easier said than done when you’re a smoker.

I meditated all night. I should have slept, but I worried that if I did, I wouldn’t wake up until the Task Lady arrived. Instead, I followed Ger’s techniques throughout the night and gradually felt the feeling of it build up inside me. Around four A.M., the feeling peaked and remained the same until I finally heard movement outside my hut around five thirty. I woke Chris up and told him to rip the crystal out of my hands if he heard any movement directly outside. I had already explained everything that Ger told me the night prior.

By that time I was so anxious and had so much built up energy, I was ready to unleash it at the first noise that I heard. Ger said that I could “travel minds”, at that I probably wouldn’t make it to hers on the first shot, so what the hell, might as well start somewhere.

Following Ger’s instructions, I initiated a final breathing sequence that was supposed to help me direct the ether toward whatever target I put my focus on; I had to be within eyesight of them. Maintaining my steady breathing, I carefully walked over to the small window, crystal in hand, and peered outside. A Lady, one I hadn’t seen before, was walking with a basket full of something to one of the subject holding shacks.

Good enough.

I closed my eyes as I felt the energy within me release from every nerve in my body. A blinding white light pierced through my eyelids and I was greeted by the familiar ringing noise that occurs upon contacting Ger; it was louder, this time, and sort of glitched like a broken record. I think I fell to my knees, but I no longer could feel anything.

The white light began to fade and I could see that I was now moving, only it wasn’t me; I was seeing through the Ladies’ eyes. Everything was out of focus at first, and there was no sound, but eventually my vision returned to normal. She was walking toward a shack with a sign on the door saying “10. No unauthorized entry.”

Oh shit. Subject 10.

She looked down toward her feet and I got a glimpse of what was in the basket – fucking children’s toys, of course! Why would it be anything else?

The Lady flashed a slip of paper to the guard at the door, who then nodded and stepped back, allowing her to work the series of locks that protected it. One of them was similar to the lock on the basement door. They wouldn’t be so dumb as to use the same code twice, would they?

It was 4121, if you're interested. I kept going, however, because I needed to be sure.

The room was lined with hi-tech equipment, with a plethora of tubes and wires coming out of a large glass box that was lined in some black material. The Lady set the basket on one of the work benches and began turning on some machinery. I noticed that her hands were trembling; was that because she was old, or were even the Ladies afraid of this kid?

Once the machines seemed to be on, she pressed a button on one of the monitors labeled “Release curtain” and turned around toward the glass box. In the most dramatic way possible, the black curtain that was covering the box began to slowly lift and unveil a horror that I could not have imagined.

My fucking niece.

I gasped, or at least, I think I did. Actually, I’m pretty sure that I did, because I think the Lady heard me. She stopped what she was doing and just stood there for several seconds. Maybe that was just coincidence. My vision became slightly blurred as the Lady rubbed her eyes - was she crying?

Back to the present matter at hand – what in the hell was my niece doing there? It had to be some sort of mind game, right?

We’ll see if Ger has the answer, but for now, all I could do was watch. The box itself was split in two by a glass divider; on the right side was the little girl resembling my niece, and on the left there was nothing other than some sort of chute leading in from above, and then a large tube connected to the back of it – sort of like an AC exhaust hose, but much larger and metallic. The Lady opened up a compartment connected to the box similar to the one that Bubble Boy used to get his food and placed the basket of toys in it. The little girl, no older than two or three years old, got up from her small, pink bed in the corner and made her way toward the compartment. She looked as if she giggled with glee as she started pulling out toys from the basket.

I was expecting to see some black demon eyes or sharp teeth or something abnormal, but it was just my niece, down to the little weird bonnet thing that she insisted on always wearing. She started to play with one of the dolls when the Lady turned around and started working on a computer – I couldn’t recognize the language that she was typing in this time. She moved back over to the monitor that opened the curtain, which now read “Release biomatter”.

I think you can guess what happened next.

She pushed the button, and out of the chute on the other side of the glass came a woman. She was lifeless, but she didn’t necessarily look dead. The girl looked up from playing with her toys and smiled. She walked over to the dividing piece of glass and playfully tapped on it, like a kid tapping on the cage of an animal at a zoo. The woman didn’t move, and this seemed to frustrate the girl. She stomped her feet, and upon doing so, the woman on the other side of the glass shot upwards and was seemingly being suspended in the air by her shoulders; she was now awoken, her face filled with immense confusion and dread. I could see her trying to shake her head, but it was as if it was being forced still. The little girl clapped joyfully and skipped back to her new toy basket.

She returned to the glass with a female doll – one of those old creepy dolls that your grandma collects. The woman’s eyes grew fear. The girl started making the doll dance by holding its shoulders and wiggling it around; the woman made the same movements as the doll.

What. The. Fuck.

After a moment of dancing, the girl stopped, and looked back up at the woman. She tore off one of the dolls arms; off went the woman’s. I couldn’t hear her, but I know that she was screaming the same way that 33 and the man from the extraction room had – the look on her face was of pure hysteria and terror. The little girl laughed and clapped some more, then tossed the doll to the ground; the woman remained levitating in the air. The girl waved at the woman behind the glass, and then raised her hands above her head.

Remember back in the very beginning of my story, how we saw that man being sacrificed to get into that door? How there was a black, ethereal stream being released from him? Yeah, this fucking demon child started pulling it out of that poor woman. The stream went directly into the exhaust hose in the back of the room, and then into God knows where. This must be one of their methods of harnessing energy from humans. But what is she? Why does she look like my niece? Did they have one of her at the site that my friends and I stumbled upon? We were pretty far away from them in that cave, so it’s possible that we didn’t see it. Questions for another day, I suppose.

I watched as the woman writhed and squirmed until the stream of black fog dissipated; her lifeless body was still being suspended in the air, completely limp now. The Lady turned around, pressed some more buttons once again, and returned to the infamous monitor that now read “Lower divider”.

The little girl danced around as the glass in the middle began to descend; the woman’s body still floating. Once fully exposed, the body moved toward the girl – the Lady quickly raised the divider back up before the two-year old girl cracked her neck and knuckles. The Ladies’ hands were trembling very bad now, and she begun to leave the room. Before leaving, though, she turned around one last time at the girl.

The walls of the glass box were painted in splatters of blood and chunks of flesh. A ball of meat floated in the middle of the room – bodily juices were being squeezed out of it like a sponge, bones shattering and smashing together, literally contorting the woman into a gnarled sphere the size of a beach ball.

Now I know why everyone hates hygiene duty. How are you supposed to clean up after that? What’s stopping her from ripping your arm off and rendering you into a blob of flesh?

The Lady made her way to the headquarters. Finally. The code to the door for that building was the same as the one prior, I guess they really were that dumb. Inside the hut were several Ladies, including Madam Adrastea and 34, discussing something with great intensity. I watched and waited as they continued to argue, until 34 stormed out and Madam Adrastea sat down at the desk and began looking through paperwork.

Now’s my time.

I shifted my mind’s focus toward my own breathing, and began to initiate the technique that I used before. I was still looking through the Ladies’ eyes, but my vision was now blurring, and I began to hear the familiar ringing noise. After a brief period of whiteness, my eyesight started to return and I could see that I was indeed now looking through the perspective of the Madam.

She sorted through papers on the desk for half an hour before discussing something with the other Lady that remained in the room. They talked for a while; it seemed like they were planning something because she often pointed to their map and various pieces of paper. Everything was in the same cryptic language, so I didn’t really learn anything there.

She stood up, and started walking towards the cellar door. Whatever is in there must be top secret, because she shielded the vision of the other Lady in the room – thankfully, though, I was able to see the code.

It was 1214. Man, the Ladies’ are not very good with their security. It was code to the doors, but backwards.

She opened the hatch and begun to descend down a ladder, locking the door behind her from the inside. The ladder was quite long and dimly lit, I was beginning to think that this “basement” has been here for a lot longer than the Ladies’ encampment. Once at the bottom, she pulled a lever that turned on a series of flickering lights, illuminating some type of ancient catacomb or something. I could see a large exhaust hose, much like the one in Subject 10’s room, that led into a massive machine in the back of the room. The machine was very “steam-punk” looking, it that it featured way too many pipes and valves; it was a very complex sight and I didn’t get an incredibly good look at it. Nearby was a shrine of some sort, fully set up with old animal skulls and melted candles. I may have seen a couple human remains scattered amongst it too.

By the machine was also large, transparent freezer that was about the size of a refrigerator. It was filled with some type of steam that made it hard to see what was inside, but I was almost certain that was it. That was what held the Tome.

I waited to see if she would interact with it, but she never did. She simply walked over to the machine and turned it on (or off, I have no idea). As she was heading back toward the ladder, my vision cut to white as I felt the crystal removed from my hands.

I still couldn’t see anything, but I could feel that I had full control of my body now, “Chris? What happened? I can’t see.”

“I’M SORRY! I FELL ASL-“ I could hear a heavy blow land, interrupting Chris’ excuse.

I felt myself being lifted from the back of my shirt as my vision started to return; I could vaguely see Chris struggling to be restrained, kicking and screaming at his oppressors.

I could hear a voice, similar to Madam Adrastea’s, but not as calming, “Feed them to 10.”

Oh shit, shit, shit, shit!

“No! Please! Please don’t!” I began pleading for my life, I didn’t know what else to do. I could still hardly see and I felt completely helpless. The man that lifted me up punched my shoulder, but not in an aggressive way, more like “Hey, shut the fuck up and don’t dig yourself into a deeper hole!” kind of way.

It was 34.

Thank God. I think?


TBC


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