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"Now, now, remember, I drink my milk just like you, on my knees lapping it from a bowl next to the refrigerator."

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Catman

Thirty years ago, an extremely popular show, "Catman", aired on television starring none other than TV's own Adam West. Sadly, all good TV shows must come to an end, and so too did this one, being eventually cancelled. But what if it wasn't cancelled?

Going into a state of shock after having his biggest series being cancelled, Adam West truly believed that he was Catman in real life. Growing to fear water and dogs, while chasing down fish, birds, and mice, Adam West turned into a half man, half cat superhero. At least, he thinks he did. Really, he's just a crazy dude in a costume who acts like a cat despite being a man in his fifties well past his acting career. Luckily for him though, a certain Timmy Turner ends on bumping into him on occasion, and lets him live out his wild fantasies as reality.

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Strength

• Punches a hole in Timmy's Treehouse

• Has claws sharp enough to cut through rope

• In a video game, he has claws sharp enough to cut a person into eight separate parts

• Defeats Mouse Man as his TV Persona

• As his TV Persona, he lifts up a bulldozer

Durability

• Falls off a building and into the ground so hard, he leaves a giant hole in the sidewalk

• Survives having every bone in his body broken

• Gets crushed by a Boa Constrictor

• Gets sent flying by an explosion

Gadgets

• Has a Catmobile.

• Carries a radio with his own theme music.

• His Cat Nap Spray can cause a fully grown man to fall asleep.

• His Super Absorbant Cat Litter can absorb any liquids. He later uses it again to fill up a pot filled with boiling acid.

• Has a Cat Grappling Hook

• Carries around pepper gas.

• He owns a mecha suit strong enough to send the Crimson Chin flying through buildings.

Extra Powers

• As his TV Persona, has a Sonic Purr attack

• Spits up hairballs strong enough to send a grown man flying

Misc

• Has an intense fear of trick or treaters

• Appears out of nowhere when you say his name

Submitted March 05, 2017 at 05:02PM by LetterSequence http://ift.tt/2mSTmvY respectthreads