Hey bro I just wanted to check in here and say that this click not leading me to pictures of our big beautiful planet with a nice rack made me more disappointed than when my labradoodle couldn't get it up during my dog orgy. In his defense, he was a she. Anyways, props to you for finding a subreddit that makes me hate myself without first giving me a chance to shoot thickly woven ropes of cum across the sky. I enjoy watching porn that replaces the moans with exotic bird calls and phone calls that were made from the world trade center during 9/11, so Usually the guilt of my life choices comes after I wank it, but I'm looking at all these pictures and feeling guilty cuz it's all gonna be underwater because of global warming, which I am contributing to by never turning off any of my lights and running a v8 engine constantly in my refrigerator. It's not hooked up to anything, it just runs in there and makes my food taste like Diesel which is nice. Also in case you were wondering I was joking earlier, I know global warming is faker than Kim Kardashian's tips which are faker than the moon landing hoax. Rising sea levels are a fake theory created by scientists so they can scam us into buying new respirators. Nice try assholes, the only thing I'm gonna be drowning in is pussy, and that's only if I get Plastic surgery to look more like niel breen. Don't know who that is? Look him up, he's one of the greatest visionaries of our age. Make Uganda great again my butt buddies, peace and out.
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