How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator? 195

Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you get a giraffe in the refrigerator?

Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

The lion, the king of the jungle, calls a meeting of all the animals. Which animal doesn't show up?

The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.

You come to a river where crocodiles live. If they catch you, they will certainly gobble you up. There are no bridges or trees or vines or anything nearby, just open fields. How do you get across the river?

Just swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting with the lion.

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