With a purple elephant gun.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
You tie a knot in it's trunk until it turns purple then shoot it with a purple elephant gun.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door and put it inside
How do you put a lion in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the lion.
A Purple elephant is holding a meeting of all the animals in the world. What animal is not there?
The lion, he is still in the refrigerator.
You are on a safari in a jungle. You pass a sign that says beware of purple elephants. You hear a loud elephant's scream behind you as you come to a river. It has a sign that says beware of piranhas. How do you get across?
You swim. The piranhas are still at the Elephant's meeting.
A funny string of jokes I heard a while back. Hope you enjoyed them! Tell them to your friends, it's better to hear in person than read.
Submitted September 08, 2016 at 07:25PM by Bedrosian015 http://ift.tt/2c8cGkl Jokes
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