Infidelity Jokes

An older guy walks up to Saint Peter, who asks him for his story.

"I came home from work early to our 9th floor apartment and as I opened the door I spotted my naked wife sprinting into the bathroom. She locked the door and refused to come out. I went into the bedroom to find a naked guy hanging from the balcony railing. Enraged, I hammered on his hands until he lost his grip. I looked over the edge and saw he had landed in some bushes and was still moving. Infuriated, I went into the kitchen, dragged the refrigerator out on the balcony and shoved it over the side onto the sumbitch. Then I had a heart attack and here I am."

The next guy walks up to tell his story:

"I was doing naked yoga on my 10th floor balcony when the railing gave way. I thought I was a goner but managed to catch the railing on the apartment below. Then some crazy guy ran out and made me lose my grip. I thought I was a goner but the bushes broke my fall. The last thing I saw was a refrigerator."

The next guy walks up:

"Ok. Picture this: I'm naked, and I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."

Submitted April 13, 2017 at 09:25PM by peolesdru http://ift.tt/2obv2VS Jokes