Thursday, April 27, 2017

[Help] [Fluff] WDOAT. Weirdest dog of all time. dogs

Hi, I have a hound mix named Cooper. He is very unwell behaved to the point of the dog actually outsmarting us at times but proving that he is untrainable even. My family started at the dog maybe having mental retardation as a joke then moved onto to all of looking up if it's possible or not within dogs because it got so prominent in our lives. He does things that would make you believe this. Some examples are actually preferring to use the bathroom in the house almost. Or how he will only try to lick your mouth, which is gross to only some people, understandably, but we always see him licking his genitalia. Or things just go to the window and watch outside. I've had a couple of glass pipes break because he jumps onto the dresser next to my bed. It turned into us believing something was wrong. But this turned to believing that we saw the dog as a genius dog, with the ability to reason. He turned to ruining something in our house every single day. And not multiple things just one. It's been months now. This turned to kenneling, but he would rip apart his bed would for him. Then we when couldn't include anything in the kennel and he broke the metal change. So we put the a new kennel in a narrow hallway just the size of the length of the kennel, which turned out being smashed so many times, with just enough force each time so it doesn't tip over, like driving a car, that to inches out of the hallway, and he can break it once again. It's turned into a serious problem by now. But he turned to reasoning when he is now opening doors. And it got weird once the doors are now turning closed so he doesn't get caught. Instead of opening the fridge, he opens the freezer, on a vertical refrigerator. He plays mine games on us, like stealing out food by staring off into the distance until we look to where his and he snipes a piece of pizza once we look away. He's honestly incredible, but awful at the same time. He's actually smarter than us. Do you have any advice? Please? Our house has been destroyed and he actually harms himself at times, like eating a cd case, or trying to jump through a window because he saw an animal, while breaking the glass on his face. Or other people because, well, he attacks anyone who comes over, ask my friend Joe, his arm has a footlong slash. He's very efficient and we know he loves us, though, making it worth keeping him. He loves cuddling and has never bitten any of us. It's odd how much he loves us at times. He feels sorrow by doing things like crawling to a corner, every single day when we watch in, or understanding when we are talking about him. Even in a neutral way, he knows. I love Cooper, but I really don't understand what to do. Thanks for reading this if you did.



Submitted April 28, 2017 at 05:37AM by jkbirnbaum219 http://ift.tt/2oRjSXo dogs

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