Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Funny Story (Depending on your sense of humor) [wordy] fakeid


So I'm at university (obviously) and not many kids have fakes in my building, so I find myself buying a ton for kids in my building (using proxies of course). I try to take as much care as I possibly can for situations like this.


My university closes over Thanksgiving Break, and m any of the dorms are closed. We have to follow a certain protocol for leaving for break, which involves cleaning, shit like that. To make sure we do this, the RA's come and check each individual room on their floor. If they find any "illegal substances" they are supposed to report you to the RD (director) for a "judicial hearing" when you return, which includes lord knows what. I've never know anyone stupid enough to get one.


Anyway, this kid I recently bought a handle of Barton's for (any midwest kids will know this alc) went full retard. He left his mostly full handle in his refrigerator, so now there's a solid chance that he's going to get a "judicial hearing" unless his RA decides to be a total bro, which I don't expect to happen.


So this kid, who's a freshman and new to drinking apparently, may have just fucked himself over, by not being cautious. So the lesson is: HIDE YOUR SHIT.


In case your wondering, I have a ton of "illegal substances" in my room, and have hidden them all in the one place the RA's aren't allowed to look: my personal belongings, which happens to be a giant chest full of random shit, which is padlocked. :)


Happy Drinking r/fakeid







Submitted November 27, 2014 at 02:58AM by throwaway1357986421 http://ift.tt/121afc7 fakeid

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