Let me explain: my daughter is beautiful. She's one and a half. She has curly brown hair, brown eyes, white skin, a beautiful smile, and babbles away and waves hello. She is my husband and mine's child, our first born, our pride and joy.
But according to this asshole she must have been born out her dad's butt—she's a butt baby!—and I'm just the damn gold digger nigger who takes advantage of this poor white family that I had no hand in helping create.
Let me just throw out some of my favorite quotes from this asshole.
"Aw is that the little princess? Oh you must be a daddy's girl huh? You look just like him! She looks nothing like you (me the mom). What a cutie! I bet you'll grow up like your daddy too!"
Yea, because black babies are ugly. You hear that black babies? You're ugly! Thank GOD my baby turned out white! Now she can have a beautiful life! A respectable life! Because she's whittteeeeeee. Man she could become president if she wasn't a woman!
"Wow it looks like you had nothing to do with her—because she looks so much like her dad."
Yep. She's a butt baby. Her dad walked around, looking like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. He got in doggy style and gave birth right there in the barn! I just got fat from eating her Aryan white angel wings when she was born, thus preventing her from being the second coming of Jesus that she was meant to be. Damn me and my nature as a black person for destroying everything that is white and pure!
"You shouldn't call your husband from work if there's a repair that needs fixed at home. He must be very stressed from working so much, and you're home all day so maybe you don't understand but yea don't bother him."
I mean why would he want his black sex slave mistress calling him at work? Even if the refrigerator is broken because of a shitty landlord, I mean, why would he want to know what's going on? God thank you old man, for telling ME what I can do with MY husband. Can you coach me in the bedroom too? No, in fact, just take my place! I'm sure he'd be better off having sex with a white person, gender be damned, than a black woman.
"So what's it like getting to relax at home with the baby? Wish I could have been a stay at home wife back in my day. I bet your husband wishes he could relax like most women these days."
Oh, I don't fucking know actually! I haven't relaxed in this home since a year and a half ago coincidentally! But I can tell you what it's like getting to wash dishes by hand because the landlord took out the dishwasher! And what it's like doing laundry! And changing diapers! And vacuuming twice a day because of spilt baby food! And crying in the tub because my feet hurt! And trying my best to keep my husband satisfied!
"Aw I would love for your daughter to come and visit me down the street. I'd be happy to have her over!"
Wow you aren't even going to offer her some candy first? And you're going to make her walk to your creepy pedo dungeon instead of getting a ride in the white van? (But seriously his van is blue). I mean I get she doesn't get as much white privilege as the other kids but come on!
Rest In Peace. You will be missed.
Submitted April 05, 2017 at 05:21AM by lunaggillian http://ift.tt/2oAFRVv rant
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