A collection of gay jokes. Don't know if you people would like them. I tried posting them on my Facebook and some people got really pissed. Thought it would be more suitable for this audience. ImGoingToHellForThis

What does GAY stand for? Got AIDS Yet?

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS

What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass!

Why do gay men fake orgasms? Because they will be in deep shit if they don't!

How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside down.

How do you know when you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a homo? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do gay guys call their ball sacks? Mud Flaps

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

Why do so many gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretch marks.

What is the leading cause of death among lesbians? Hairballs.

Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job.

What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy.

Submitted April 05, 2015 at 12:36AM by FredeFup http://ift.tt/1Dzop67 ImGoingToHellForThis