The refrigerator doesn't fart when I take the meat out.
Submitted October 11, 2017 at 02:50AM by Milkycrab http://ift.tt/2gbCEcS ImGoingToHellForThis
The refrigerator doesn't fart when I take the meat out.
I am voting for my running refrigerator for President of the United States of America.
A refrigerator doesn't scream when you shove meat into it.
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What's the difference between a refrigerator and a homo? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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