How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
You open it up, but the elephant in, and close the refrigerator.
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
Simba the lion calls a meeting for all the animals in the animal kingdom. Who does not attend?
The giraffe. He's still in the refrigerator.
Now you have to go to the meeting to give a power point presentation on the Proper Techniques to Refrigerate Large African Mammals. To get there you must cross a swamp. The swamp is full of man eating alligators. What do you do?
Swim across, the alligators are already at the meeting.
Submitted April 08, 2015 at 05:28AM by boatmover http://ift.tt/1FzhlnG Jokes
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