I heard that Jon Wolf will spend all spring and summer learning like, really top notch soup recipes. Once winter rolls around and everyone at the office is all bitchy and in the mood for some nice warm soup, he'll volunteer to bring in like a huge pot of soup for the office to share. The only thing is that he always makes way too much, so he encourages people to put in a tupperware and store it in the fridge with their names on it to eat like the next day. Everyone is cool with it because the soup is so damn good. The thing is, Jon Will come around early the next morning, take all those tupperwares of soup, and microwave the shit out of them until they get all bubbly and burnt-like and stuck in the tupperware. He'll put them back in the fridge as if nothing happened and then just kind of chill when people come in and realize that something has gone terribly wrong. He's quietly satisfied by the idea that all these people now have to go find lunch on a frozen winter day they were expecting some more delicious warm leftover soup for lunch.
The thing is, it's not even illegal. So subtle.
Submitted April 18, 2015 at 12:13AM by jameswood877 http://ift.tt/1zpXCSw jonwolf
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