Tuesday, April 7, 2015

/r/Showerthoughts report: Tuesday, March 31, 2015 - Monday, April 06, 2015 subredditreports


Totals: 7 days, 5,855 posts, 31,122 comments.

Included in this report: The top 400 posts, and 21,294 of the top comments, by 17,582 distinct authors.

There were 3 gilded posts, and 8 comments were gilded.




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6162/u/kellenbrent April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
4653/u/q_m Coitus and Fellatio sound like a pair of Shakespeare characters.
4514/u/kayjay25 Somewhere, there's a 50 year old billionaire who's future trophy wife hasn't even been born yet.
4304/u/RadiatorSam Jesus coming to earth, making friends, dying and revealing himself to be god's son is like the ultimate episode of undercover boss.
4274/u/opinionatedidiot All restrooms should be pull to enter, push to leave
4267/u/BrandtHasToPay100 Polo referees should ride Zebras
4252/u/rekrab_eng The World's most masculine name is 'Guy Chapman' as it's effectively 'Bloke Blokebloke'.
4243/u/UndeadShawn Burger King employees should be called Burger Knights.
4151/u/planetsalic Society has become so civilized that we have to simulate manual labor at the gym in order to reap the health benefits that civilizations of past centuries had to do naturally for a living.
4141/u/deuceott Of all the things that "Tastes like chicken", eggs are ironically not one of them.
4100/u/_Lazyland_ Tomorrow, /r/TIFU will be flooded with people's pranks gone horribly wrong.
4054/u/Neuronzap There's probably an employee named Jake who works at State Farm, who's had it with people's jokes.
4020/u/imherefornews Tom Cruise predominantly plays characters that fight / kill aliens, but is a member of a religion that worships aliens as deities.
4015/u/Peterpasteeater Being old means referring to 3AM as "really early" instead of "really late".
3979/u/mcc5159 If a human sperm cell contains 37.5 megabytes of data, and I have 215 million sperm cells, then I have an 8 petabyte ballsack.
3977/u/DavidMcl Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
3809/u/Lucius_Annaeus_Senec All the characters from Toy Story are Chinese
3767/u/idontliketocomment How is "Selfie Stick" not yet a slang term for a dildo?
3720/u/Longrodrington Finally figured out what makes Clickbait titles so effective.
3313/u/Mr_Bundles Only attending church during Christmas and Easter is the religious equivalent of only watching sports during the playoffs.
3196/u/DrFoosball If Snapchat keeps all photos taken and underage people are always getting in trouble for taking nude selfies on Snapchat, does that make Snapchat the world's biggest collection of child pornography?
3107/u/Brain_Beam If kids can stay on their parent insurance until 26, parents should be able to go their kids insurance at 65. Social Security and Medicare problem solved.
2620/u/The_Great_Hambriento Of course our moms don't think we're ugly. Half of our genes came from someone that she thought was attractive enough to have sex with
2072/u/coolshoeshine If Bruce Wayne invested in the community instead of buying crime fighting toys, there'd probably be a lot less crime to fight.
1989/u/supertoasty I've never seen a taxi fill up at a gas station.
1972/u/SeriouslyGravitas No... Wait a minute, dude, no matter what an egg tastes like, it literally tastes like chicken...
1796/u/SwimmingNaked Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" is all about honesty and it's been used to be dishonest millions of times.
1687/u/firstoddity skinny jeans... making it impossible to look sexy getting undressed since 2007.
1641/u/the_unhelpfull_fatty The word Noelle has two L's
1505/u/PabloEstAmor Growing up, everyone was worried that "the powers that be" were going to microchip us. With the spread of smart phones, we microchipped ourselves.
1466/u/autoadmit Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game
1331/u/arron77 April 1st would be the worst day for a zombie outbreak to begin
1225/u/ProbableWalrus Losing ten pounds in America is a lot better than losing ten pounds in England.
1201/u/LLment Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I'll enjoy.
1044/u/balancespec2 If fast food places gave cashiers 1% of the orders they rung up back as a bonus, they'd probably see productivty and upselling Skyrocket. They'd tell all their friends and family to eat there and would be super motivated. It could easily pay for itself.
985/u/GucciEmet All single-person bathrooms should be unisex
970/u/Jonny_EP3 "Condoms Are For Pussies" would be a great condom brand slogan.
898/u/haddock420 Somewhere out there is a really tall person named Richard who is literally the biggest Dick in the world.
858/u/iamstealthor Idea for a gay bar name: Members Only
852/u/childs25 If I were a judge, every time someone finished speaking in court I'd yell "Well I'll be the judge of that."






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