Totals: 7 days, 5,855 posts, 31,122 comments.
Included in this report: The top 400 posts, and 21,294 of the top comments, by 17,582 distinct authors.
There were 3 gilded posts, and 8 comments were gilded.
See the comments for detailed reports and charts.
Most Popular Posts
Score |
Author |
Post Title |
|---|
6162 |
/u/kellenbrent |
April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true. |
4653 |
/u/q_m |
Coitus and Fellatio sound like a pair of Shakespeare characters. |
4514 |
/u/kayjay25 |
Somewhere, there's a 50 year old billionaire who's future trophy wife hasn't even been born yet. |
4304 |
/u/RadiatorSam |
Jesus coming to earth, making friends, dying and revealing himself to be god's son is like the ultimate episode of undercover boss. |
4274 |
/u/opinionatedidiot |
All restrooms should be pull to enter, push to leave |
4267 |
/u/BrandtHasToPay100 |
Polo referees should ride Zebras |
4252 |
/u/rekrab_eng |
The World's most masculine name is 'Guy Chapman' as it's effectively 'Bloke Blokebloke'. |
4243 |
/u/UndeadShawn |
Burger King employees should be called Burger Knights. |
4151 |
/u/planetsalic |
Society has become so civilized that we have to simulate manual labor at the gym in order to reap the health benefits that civilizations of past centuries had to do naturally for a living. |
4141 |
/u/deuceott |
Of all the things that "Tastes like chicken", eggs are ironically not one of them. |
4100 |
/u/_Lazyland_ |
Tomorrow, /r/TIFU will be flooded with people's pranks gone horribly wrong. |
4054 |
/u/Neuronzap |
There's probably an employee named Jake who works at State Farm, who's had it with people's jokes. |
4020 |
/u/imherefornews |
Tom Cruise predominantly plays characters that fight / kill aliens, but is a member of a religion that worships aliens as deities. |
4015 |
/u/Peterpasteeater |
Being old means referring to 3AM as "really early" instead of "really late". |
3979 |
/u/mcc5159 |
If a human sperm cell contains 37.5 megabytes of data, and I have 215 million sperm cells, then I have an 8 petabyte ballsack. |
3977 |
/u/DavidMcl |
Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling. |
3809 |
/u/Lucius_Annaeus_Senec |
All the characters from Toy Story are Chinese |
3767 |
/u/idontliketocomment |
How is "Selfie Stick" not yet a slang term for a dildo? |
3720 |
/u/Longrodrington |
Finally figured out what makes Clickbait titles so effective. |
3313 |
/u/Mr_Bundles |
Only attending church during Christmas and Easter is the religious equivalent of only watching sports during the playoffs. |
3196 |
/u/DrFoosball |
If Snapchat keeps all photos taken and underage people are always getting in trouble for taking nude selfies on Snapchat, does that make Snapchat the world's biggest collection of child pornography? |
3107 |
/u/Brain_Beam |
If kids can stay on their parent insurance until 26, parents should be able to go their kids insurance at 65. Social Security and Medicare problem solved. |
2620 |
/u/The_Great_Hambriento |
Of course our moms don't think we're ugly. Half of our genes came from someone that she thought was attractive enough to have sex with |
2072 |
/u/coolshoeshine |
If Bruce Wayne invested in the community instead of buying crime fighting toys, there'd probably be a lot less crime to fight. |
1989 |
/u/supertoasty |
I've never seen a taxi fill up at a gas station. |
1972 |
/u/SeriouslyGravitas |
No... Wait a minute, dude, no matter what an egg tastes like, it literally tastes like chicken... |
1796 |
/u/SwimmingNaked |
Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" is all about honesty and it's been used to be dishonest millions of times. |
1687 |
/u/firstoddity |
skinny jeans... making it impossible to look sexy getting undressed since 2007. |
1641 |
/u/the_unhelpfull_fatty |
The word Noelle has two L's |
1505 |
/u/PabloEstAmor |
Growing up, everyone was worried that "the powers that be" were going to microchip us. With the spread of smart phones, we microchipped ourselves. |
1466 |
/u/autoadmit |
Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game |
1331 |
/u/arron77 |
April 1st would be the worst day for a zombie outbreak to begin |
1225 |
/u/ProbableWalrus |
Losing ten pounds in America is a lot better than losing ten pounds in England. |
1201 |
/u/LLment |
Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I'll enjoy. |
1044 |
/u/balancespec2 |
If fast food places gave cashiers 1% of the orders they rung up back as a bonus, they'd probably see productivty and upselling Skyrocket. They'd tell all their friends and family to eat there and would be super motivated. It could easily pay for itself. |
985 |
/u/GucciEmet |
All single-person bathrooms should be unisex |
970 |
/u/Jonny_EP3 |
"Condoms Are For Pussies" would be a great condom brand slogan. |
898 |
/u/haddock420 |
Somewhere out there is a really tall person named Richard who is literally the biggest Dick in the world. |
858 |
/u/iamstealthor |
Idea for a gay bar name: Members Only |
852 |
/u/childs25 |
If I were a judge, every time someone finished speaking in court I'd yell "Well I'll be the judge of that." |
Submitted April 08, 2015 at 11:11AM by subredditreports http://ift.tt/1y3717g subredditreports
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