There are 500 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out? Jokes

499

There are 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge.

There are 4 steps to putting a tiger in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, tale the elephant out, put the tiger in, close the fridge.

The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The tiger is in the fridge.

A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swap. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party.

She dies anyway. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

Submitted July 07, 2017 at 06:14PM by marckkkj http://ift.tt/2sxrHDm Jokes