There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off how many are left? Jokes

499

What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge.

What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.

The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it any why.

The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way to get across is by swimming? She swims across to the other side safely. How?

All the alligators are gone to the birthday party.

Sally dies anyways. How?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Submitted September 18, 2016 at 12:10AM by Darkstar727 http://ift.tt/2clNU1G Jokes