From the living room, I hear him ask "is the dishwasher clean?" I answer "yes". I hear the refrigerator open, then add "but the dishes in it aren't".
I'm pretty sure that I could feel his glare through the wall.
Submitted July 21, 2016 at 03:34AM by confibulator http://ift.tt/2ahBOYm dadjokes
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