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After browsing some NSFW subs I was so horny I was walking around my house looking for something to fuck. Opening the refrigerator, I saw we had a new watermelon. I carved a hole in it and went to town but it was too cold.
I microwaved it for a few minutes but it was still cold. Watermelons are large, after all. All in all it took like 10 minutes to get it to the temperature I liked, but by that time the microwave was making weird noises and the turn table stopped turning. :(
The sex was okay. Nothing to write home about, as they say. 3/10 would not do again. Later when my family found it broken, I had to pretend I didn't know what happened to the microwave.
Submitted June 12, 2015 at 08:06PM by udelicious http://ift.tt/1C2Yr53 confession
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