A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi. P.S. Close the borders
I'll Tell You What "Liberal" Is. Liberal Is S White Men Running Tech Companies In San Francisco. Not The Berkeley Princess Who Hates Men On Twitter, But Unbelievably Powerful And Wealthy People Who Spout Liberal Rally Cries While Funding The Conservative Agenda Behind The Scenes - Closet Conservatives, Every One. Because Conservative Politicians And Conservative Policies Give These Founders And Investors The Freedom To Make More, Keep More, Exploit More. You Think They Truly Care About Ferguson, Workplace Diversity Or Keeping The Homeless And Mentally Ill Safe? Fuck No. They Care About Money, Money, Money. And That Matters, Because They Are The Economy Of Tomorrow. They Are The Economy Of Today, Though Most Can't See It Yet. Do You Know Anything About Startup Culture? What Do You Think Will Happen To Grocery Clerks, Hotel Workers, Fucking Garbage Men In The Next 20 Years? If You Don't Know Or Think They Will Be Fine And Dandy, You Aren't Aware Of The Very Plausible Plans Being Devised In Silicon Valley Right Now. A Brave New World, For Sure. Rich People Can Donate $50,000 To Charity (Pocket Change) And Gain 5 Years Of Goodwill In Return. They Can Go On Twitter And Scream (ALL CAPS) "I Can't Breathe!" People Gobble That Shit Up. It's Liberal Cred. And They Need Liberal Cred Because Liberals Are The Customers. They're The Customers And The Product. Kids Are Liberals. How Many Teenagers Are Conservative These Days? Who Cares? Don't Get Me Wrong. I Believe In True Equality. All Races. All Religions. All Sexual Identities And Orientations. You Think They Do, Too, These Visionaries Of Tomorrow's Society. They Don't Care. Meat Is Meat. Slaves Are Slaves. Dollars Are Dollars. It's Fucking Business. These Causes. These Movements. These Narratives. If You Buy Into That Tech/Social Bullshit, You're Nothing But A Pawn. Unless You Are An Engineer Or Graphic Designer, You're Marked For Slavery. Your Beliefs, Your Values ... They Mean Nothing. Liberal Media Is Worse Than Dead. Fox And Friends, Bill O'Reilly ... Simpletons In The Weaponization Of Media, Online And Off. Liberals Are The Masters. My Master. Your Master. Masters Of Control. Masters Of Mass Psychology. Watch What With This Liberal Wave Of Butt-Hurt Cowards Hath Wrought. It Will Be Apparent Before Long. Ten Years, 20 Years.... What Happens When The Narrative Is Laid Bare? When The Fools Who Love To Generalize, Wave Banners And Join Causes Are Left Empty Handed By Their Messiahs? I'll Tell You What: Nothing. We Won't Be Able To Do Jack Shit. And Who Is We? The People Who Care And Notice? Not Likely To Be Many Of Them Left. All Of This Will Be Done In The Name Of Liberalism, Equality And Justice. Fucking Write It Down. Fuck, I Wish I Had Some Chocolate Milk.
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