What do you get when you cross a chicken with a tiger? AntiAntiJokes

The scientist peered into his refrigerator and eyed his beloved chickentiger with lust.

"This is science. A whole science. My science," said the scientist.

"Hey bub!" replied the chickentiger. "It's a little cold inside of this running refrigerator. Where are all the HIV capsules you left in here?"

"Inside of my running refrigerator, I do not appear to have any HIV." exclaimed the scientist. The chickentiger began to molt sensually. Under its breath, it whispered softly:

^{"Then you better go catch it"}

Submitted March 31, 2015 at 09:45PM by iprefernothavename http://ift.tt/1BImhla AntiAntiJokes