How did you die? Jokes

Ghost 1: Hey

Ghost 2: Hey

Ghost 1: How did you die?

Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, I was chilling, then I started freezing, and then, I couldn't breathe... I died of suffocation.

Ghost 1: Wow.... what a sad way to die.

Ghost 2: Yeah. How did you die?

Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.

Ghost 2: What happened?

Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man's pair of shoes. Then I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house coz my neighbor told me. The man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. So I started running and frantically searched the whole house. I searched in the kid's room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dining room. But I couldn't find him and I was very tired from all the running. So I got a heart attack.

Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you had checked the refrigerator we would both still be alive at this moment!!!

Submitted January 21, 2018 at 03:55PM by manlian19 http://ift.tt/2DzXRH0 Jokes