Totals: 7 days, 5,495 posts, 30,023 comments.
Included in this report: The top 400 posts, and 19,834 of the top comments, by 16,613 distinct authors.
There were 9 gilded posts, and 13 comments were gilded.
See the comments for detailed reports and charts.
Most Popular Posts
Score |
Author |
Post Title |
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5821 |
/u/jgam7 |
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are. |
4542 |
/u/muffhug |
Bear Grylls should take the spoiled rich kids from MTV's My Super Sweet 16 to live in the wild and name the show "Grylls Scouts" |
4490 |
/u/IwishIwereaPineapple |
Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated"? |
4450 |
/u/chp2001 |
Adblock should buy out signs around time square and replace them with "This ad has been blocked by Adblock" |
4437 |
/u/LOTRcrr |
IF YOU TYPE SOMETHING ALL IN CAPS ACCIDENTALLY, you should be able to highlight said text and reverse it by hitting the caps lock key. |
4400 |
/u/pleasantreddit |
In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife. |
4330 |
/u/MasterChefRamsey |
If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know. |
4330 |
/u/Fivelon |
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails. |
4130 |
/u/Raining_whales |
If there's ever an X-men movie solely about Mystique, a mirror would make a great movie poster. |
4096 |
/u/R-U |
r/mildlyinfuriating should have been spelled wrong |
3974 |
/u/wafflehouse25 |
It's messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can't accidentally make a pizza. |
3875 |
/u/floydimus |
It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own. |
3701 |
/u/balancespec2 |
If your IQ is low, people will look down on you. If your IQ is REALLY low, you get special treatment and people go out of their way to do nice things for you |
3606 |
/u/moshpitallah |
We stopped using "brb" because we don't leave our devices anymore. |
3599 |
/u/Phister_BeHole |
I think that if instead of our taxes being deducted from our paychecks we received a detailed invoice of services provided and a big bill at the end of the year - everyone would be a bit more mindful of how the government spent our money. |
3346 |
/u/rosylux |
If I ever get Alzheimer's, at least I can rewatch all my favourite comedies and not see the jokes coming. |
3226 |
/u/convoces |
I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me. |
3190 |
/u/NPDoc |
An "old man" is typically older than an "older man." |
3124 |
/u/CrazyLlama1950 |
If glasses become sexy, then having bad eyesight will make you more likely to reproduce. We will be reversing evolution. |
2864 |
/u/Epicdemic93 |
Lesbian chatrooms are probably filled with men pretending to be lesbians talking to other men pretending to be lesbians |
2713 |
/u/wotton |
Since the invention of auto-correct, the use of the word 'ducking' has exploded. |
2510 |
/u/seravasi |
When Alex Trebek finally retires from hosting Jeopardy, he should make one last appearance...as a contestant |
2301 |
/u/naturehatesyou |
When my iPhone says "Siri not available" it should be in a voice other than Siri's. |
1910 |
/u/Marty_Mac_Fly |
What if Disney Animation made Frozen just so a Google search of "Walt Disney Frozen" wouldn't be the top result about the man himself |
1757 |
/u/jeremiahsgoat |
Lighting a candle for each year of your life on a birthday cake and then blowing them out is a weird existentialist ritual that symbolizes how your life will inevitably be extinguished. |
1665 |
/u/rhinoferson |
Netflix should let you rate titles even if they are unavailable, that way they would know what titles to license next. |
1635 |
/u/StarfishChris |
Having a pet is weird if you think about it. You don’t speak the same language, you create a strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together, and you might accidentally step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day, you’re best friends from entirely different species. |
1408 |
/u/DeedSic |
If R2-D2 was carrying the plans for the death star inside of him, why did he need to jack into their system to find where to shut off the tractor beam? |
1326 |
/u/purpledesperado |
What would happen if Alex Trebek did an AMA and everyone gave him answers and he responded with questions. |
1173 |
/u/aFPOON |
If a pizza has radius 'z' and a thickness of 'a', then its volume can be defined as Pi(z*z)a |
1125 |
/u/Honka_Honka |
NSFL shouldn't be just a hyperbolic version of NSFW. It should go like this: NSFW for sexy stuff, NSFL for death and/or gore-related content. Every time I see the NSFW tag I'm like "cool, boobs" and then BOOM... dead body. |
1042 |
/u/octoberz1 |
If I can´t handle you at your worst, you´re probably a horrible human being. |
979 |
/u/Br1nker |
Browsing Reddit when bored is like the virtual version of checking the refrigerator |
974 |
/u/L4UGH |
If Wikipedia wanted to reach the donation goal quicker, they should hold "blackouts" around exam weeks. |
941 |
/u/CaptCash |
The Four Classical Elements (Earth, Water, Air, and Fire) Match the Four States of Matter (Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Plasma). |
820 |
/u/Dolandemort |
Shouting "Yes!" and "Yeah!" during sex is perfectly normal, but shouting "Yep!" would make it incredibly awkward. |
814 |
/u/mmason3891 |
I imagine people in North Korea have an amazing view of the night sky. |
789 |
/u/F_is_for_ferns83 |
Crossfit is like the opposite of fight club |
789 |
/u/sirbaralot |
A subplot of many 90s films was the "business dad" who wouldn't get off the phone, resulting in a disappointed kid. Nowadays, these roles have reversed. |
Submitted February 03, 2015 at 02:47PM by subredditreports http://ift.tt/1zBPcuX subredditreports
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