Warning: Racism
The first of all our horrible creations has been dubbed its name as A Magic Power Box. Basically from the outside it looks like a metal box about the size of a refrigerator with wheels on the bottom so it is portable. The box then has a single outlet on one side that, well produces electricity like any other outlet. The catch is that the power for this one is free once you buy the box. The price is around $70.
Now, if we take a look on the inside... There is a African constantly cranking a small crank that produces the power. This arises many questions: WTF, a person! Where did you get a person?!?! And How do you feed them? Also What if they don't crank? I will answer these now. First, we get our people straight outa Africa. Our GMCH or Giant Metal Claw Hand picks the people for us. When it is time to select a new person it plays a song. "Inne meeni minny moe, I chose you now let's go" to the tune of the jack in the box. And it randomly rips a person from whatever they are doing and takes them away to be packaged. Of course the boxes would be in high demand so we'd get like 3 or 4 GMCH's. Second question is how we feed them.. WE don't. They have to eat themselves. That way if they eventually die the owner will have to buy another box and we make more money. Third question, my favorite one to answer, what if they don't crank? If they don't crank there is a multitude of steps that are taken to scare them into cranking again. 1. A slowly intensifying SAW face appears on all sides of the box. 2. If that doesn't scare them enough then knifes come out the sides chop around the sides of the box, if they are smart they won't be hurt. And out of the knife holes come hoses of blood to convince them they have been cut up. 3. If all that fails then the owner should call one of our special mechanics to "fix the box" this "fixing" is really just the mechanic dropping that persons mothers head into the box and telling them to crank or next time it will be death. 4. Welp, we told them. Death, we kill them with the knives and continue to produce more boxes so that the owner will have to buy another, more money!!! The last 2 problems that I know will arise in the future can be solved with one answer. Two birds with one stone. What if people find out what is in the box? What if we run out of Africans? Then we open up a ordering service and now you can order all your black enemies to slave for you if they want to live. All you have to do is search a name and a GMCH will rip through any building at any time and take them. Imagine all the gangs that would be shut down!
Any questions or things I didn't answer? Then comment them!!!
Submitted February 04, 2015 at 03:22AM by Hedgehog706 http://ift.tt/1CXb3xO YouSayWhyISayWynaut
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