I worked late yesterday. Upon arrival home I decided to cook something. After searching my barren refrigerator I decided on the only thing left. The choices are cornflakes and eggs. I put 8 eggs in a pan to boil. After a few minutes of watching bubbles come from a squeaky egg, I took the box of cornflakes and started munching in front of the tv. Three hours later I woke up to the smell of burnt eggs. I jumped up, and ran to the kitchen to inspect the damage. The pan was out of water and the eggs were really stinking, but luckly I had only put the burner on 5. No smoke, only the worst burn eggs smell ever. Thinking quickly, or not thinking, I grabbed the pan and turned on the cold water. As I thrust the pan under the cold water, BOOOOM. Scalding egg blasted me and my entire kitchen. I was not clothed. My left arm took the brunt of the explosion. And my bare chest. And my face.
tldr... i forgot my boiled eggs until all the water was gone. after a few hours i ran water over them and they exploded in a chain reaction burning me with little blisters from my waist to my face and covering every surface in my kitchen with scalding egg bits.
Submitted December 12, 2017 at 06:34AM by borgheses http://ift.tt/2C4EzpS tifu
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