So this happened many years ago and I can't believe I forgot about it until now. So I was working in a warehouse, and i was probably around 17 years old at the time. In my department we had a mini refrigerator where I kept my Gatorade and waters. One day I go to the refrigerator to quench my thirst with a nice ice cold Gatorade, but it just so happens the bottle I brought and haven't opened yet was already opened and a few chugs were missing. This set me off, because I fucking hate people who steal other people's food and drinks, I mean come on, that's an asshole move. But it was the first time it happened so I figured maybe someone thought it was theirs by mistake. The next day, I write my initials on the cap so everyone will know it was mine. Yet, the Gatorade thief still opened my fresh bottle and drank about half of it. OOOOHHHHH HELLLL NO MOTHERFUCKER. I thought to myself, I'm going to find this prick that keeps drinking my shit. So the next day I hold up and watch the refrigerator from afar on my break, lo and behold, I find the asshat who's been drinking my Gatorade. At first I wanted to approach him and cuss him out, but ding I get an idea.
The next day became the day of reckoning. My sweet revenge.
The next day comes and I drink about half of the Gatorade right off the bat, then take the bottle with me to the restroom. I go into the stall and open the cap and piss a nasty dehydrated urine and fill the bottle back up. I walk back to the fridge and place the half and half blend into the side door where I always put it, then sit back and wait for the magic to happen. This time, he grabs it out of the fridge and walks away with it. I watch him drink my piss, and he vomits everywhere! Serves you right you thieving pile of shit.
TL;DR someone kept drinking my Gatorade at work so I pissed in it and watched him drink my piss and immediately vomit.
Submitted September 18, 2017 at 08:36AM by NumptyMuppets http://ift.tt/2xJB1u5 pettyrevenge
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