Respect Squidward Tentacles [SpongeBob SquarePants respectthreads

I made a second one to correct the first one. Version 2.

WARNING. MAY CONTAIN SAD AND DEPRESSING STORY ABOUT A EXTREME FAILURE. MAY INCLUDE SAD SCENES. COULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW. (Not really NSFW, but I'll put it there anyways.) Also might cause you to burst out laughing. (There are many types of humor here.)

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Occupation: Musician, Substitute Fry Cook Worker, Cashier, Artist, Performer

Personality: At times, Squidward is just an ordinary guy who feels miserable. His life hasn't led to much, and he's certainly not very motivated. He's outclassed by almost each and every one of his neighbors. While saying that, he can also be arrogant and act like a jerk.

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Education:

• Community College

• High School

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Allies:

• Buff Squidward

• Captain Magma

• Handsome Squidward

• Squidward

• House Fancy Television Series

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Enemies:

• Everyone

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Background:

Squidward has always had a difficult life. He's been outclassed by his rival Squilliam to almost every regard, laughed at for his music and art, and is forced to live with the two most obnoxious people under the sea. Voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, he doesn't have the best life. He has gone insane multiple times trying to stop SpongeBob and his shenanigans, but they almost always fail. His life is a tragedy fueled only by misery, regret, hatred, and anger. The creators of SpongeBob have called him an octopus, despite his name.

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Strength:

• Gets a window thrown at his face, deflected with more force hitting his face, causing him to fall over as the window is lodged in his head.

• Squidward accidentally shatters a sculpture when he gently presses his chisel against the rock.

• Squidward crawls out of a deep sand pit after a brief period of time. This sand pit was made by SpongeBob. He manages to pull this off before SpongeBob awakens.

• Becomes muscular after about one week of training

• Pulls an entire ship using his upper body strength

• Escapes from various traps and creates various traps

• Straight up jabs a mustard bottle into SpongeBob's eye.

• Rips apart an empty universe of concepts

• Effortlessly throws Spongebob into the sky. At the moment, he has just woken up.

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  Durability:

• Survived THIS. He gets fried, burnt, and crushed

• Squidward survives being crushed by a refrigerator and goes flat/

• Squidward gets bitten by Gary the Snail.

• Survives a man pulling apart his tentacles with minimal pain

• Squidward chokes on watermelon.

• Survives a bomb pie at point blank to the face.

• His tentacles get stretched apart and he experiences minimal pain.

• Survives getting crushed by multiple people and goes flat.

• Survives the fly of despair, a pocket dimension from the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is a several hundred-year-old immortal ghost capable of claiming souls, creating eldritch abominations, visualizing nightmares, and transformation. However, it's unclear whether he got released or escaped by himself. His sanity was the same afterwards, though.

• Survives his boat being crushed in half by SpongeBob’s overinflated tire.

• Survives being crushed between a cement roller.

• Survives getting hit so hard his nose gets hammered into his own skull, and then is shown with no injury whatsoever.

• Survives getting his toenail slowly ground off.With audio

• Survives being severely burnt by the Krusty Krab alarm. The fire is so highly pressurized that it blasts through an entire window.

• Chokes on clarinet reed.

• Chokes on a fork after eating a cake and laughing.

• Chokes on a clarinet as he tries to play it.

• Chokes on a heart. This heart doesn’t exist, and is completely conceptual, but he still chokes on it.

• Squidward chokes on watermelon after Spongebob and Patrick are convinced he is a vengeful spirit. The watermelon is given by Patrick and thrown into the mouth of Squidward, occupying his skull.

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  Intelligence:

• Gives SpongeBob a restraining order. However, Spongebob later hires Patrick forcing Squidward to take it back

• Squidward annoyance montage

• Squidward manages to construct a sculpture of himself.

• Squidward manipulates SpongeBob to serve him after he is convincing SpongeBob that he’s a ghost. This is triggered by the statue he had previously built “melting”.

• Finds a way to give Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cosmetic facelifts. Among these methods, he uses a blowtorch, some scissors, and some makeup.

• Can figure out that SpongeBob was lying.

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Speed:

• An extremely tired Squidward flips dozens of patties simultaneously at FTE speeds with all his tentacles. This is after he finished pulling an entire ship, gets trapped multiple times, and runs at FTE speeds

• The same Squidward minutes before this moment. He has barely slept and is racing with SpongeBob***

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Dexterity:

• Dislodges a window out of his face, turns, and then does a backflip

Alternate Forms

Captain Magma

• Captain Magma Squidward blasts a large plume of lava outwards from his head. The last Captain Magma was able to transform and melt various objects.

Handsome Squidward

• A lord of seduction, this Squidward is extremely powerful to those weak of mind. To access this form, he must be hit in the face by a door.*

• Semi-Handsome Squidward makes a trained healthcare professional faint.

• Squidward makes people exclaim in vain and show interest.

• A large crowd waits for Squidward outside the Krusty Krab, mesmerized by his beauty.

• Handsome Squidward attracts his own paparazzi in a few seconds.

Other

• May not have a soul. This gives him a higher resistance to beings who steal or eat souls.

• Has a enhanced amount of tolerance

When Using Squidward

• Whenever you use Squidward in battle, add a clause where he cannot forfeit, quit, or surrender.
• Also specify his motivation, because if he has none, he'll retreat to the restroom, fall asleep, or just stall until the end of time.

Trivia

• The creators of SpongeBob call Squidward an octopus
• Squidward has two middle names. In the episode "Professor Squidward", he is shown to have the middle name "Q", but Roger Bumpass calls his middle name "J".

Submitted October 07, 2016 at 06:22AM by ShinyBreloom2323 http://ift.tt/2dCwXPN respectthreads