Saturday, January 3, 2015

What happens when you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Jokes


Answer:It becomes cold duh!


What happens you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


What people say:It becomes cold?


Correct Answer: You can't put it there, the elephant is already in there.


The Lion is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?


Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.


There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.







Submitted January 03, 2015 at 03:19PM by revolution109 http://ift.tt/1Brzy3v Jokes

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