A whole series Elephantjokes

How do you fit 4 elephants into a Honda Civic?

2 in the front seat, 2 in the back.

How can you tell if there's an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?

He'll leave footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there's two elephants hiding in your refrigerator?

You can hear them giggle when the light goes off.

How can you tell if there's three elephants hiding in your refrigerator?

It's hard to get the door closed.

How can you tell if there's four elephants hiding your refrigerator?

There's a Honda Civic parked out front.

Submitted January 03, 2015 at 09:47PM by Blenderhead36 http://ift.tt/1BtSuOG Elephantjokes