Is your refrigerator running? AntiJokes

Because it keeps making a clanging sound and I can't get any sleep.

Submitted January 31, 2018 at 02:10AM by SuperStryker7 http://ift.tt/2Eo9Sxi AntiJokes

Why did the boy die while playing video games? AntiJokes

Because his mom threw a refrigerator at him.

Submitted October 16, 2017 at 12:26AM by lolidk420 http://ift.tt/2ynC2Wh AntiJokes

What's worse than stubbing your toe on the refrigerator? AntiJokes

Stepping on a rusty nail in the basement and contracting a fatal case of tetanus

Submitted October 03, 2017 at 12:04PM by maryjanepurplerain http://ift.tt/2g6MxFG AntiJokes

Is your refrigerator running? AntiJokes

If it is, good. You should make sure your fridge is in a good functional condition to keep bacteria from growing in your food and making it potentially toxic.

Submitted September 19, 2017 at 11:15PM by Xots1234 http://ift.tt/2jHtnu4 AntiJokes

Is your refrigerator running? AntiJokes

If it is, good. You should make sure your fridge is in a good functional condition to keep bacteria from growing in your food and making it potentially toxic.

Submitted September 19, 2017 at 11:15PM by Xots1234 http://ift.tt/2jHtnu4 AntiJokes

How does a giraffe enter the refrigerator?[2] AntiJokes

It opens the door, removes the cow and then enters.

Submitted September 17, 2017 at 09:40AM by wtfact http://ift.tt/2wl0hGL AntiJokes

The King of the Jungle called for a meeting, but why didn't the giraffe attend?[3] AntiJokes

Because he was sitting in the refrigerator.

Submitted September 17, 2017 at 10:06AM by wtfact http://ift.tt/2yh3Pae AntiJokes

How does a cow enter a refrigerator?[1] AntiJokes

It opens the door and enters.

Submitted September 17, 2017 at 09:30AM by wtfact http://ift.tt/2yh3PXM AntiJokes

How does a giraffe enter the refrigerator?[2] AntiJokes

It opens the door, removes the cow and then enters.

Submitted September 17, 2017 at 09:40AM by wtfact http://ift.tt/2wl0hGL AntiJokes

The King of the Jungle called for a meeting, but why didn't the giraffe attend?[3] AntiJokes

Because he was sitting in the refrigerator.

Submitted September 17, 2017 at 10:06AM by wtfact http://ift.tt/2yh3Pae AntiJokes

What is white and camt climb a tree AntiJokes

A white refrigerator

Submitted September 09, 2017 at 12:20AM by chickenshaun123 http://ift.tt/2xRX7Xc AntiJokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? AntiJokes

Because it was dead.

Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?

It was married to the first one and couldn't live without it.

Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?

Because trees aren't designed to hold fridges.

Why did Sally fall off of her bike?

Because she was hit on the head by three squirrels and a refrigerator.

Submitted August 12, 2017 at 02:48AM by laskman http://ift.tt/2wCrocT AntiJokes

Is your refrigerator running? AntiJokes

Please answer the question in the following google form:

http://ift.tt/2nZwdIQ

I'll report back later when I get enough submissions to share my research.

Submitted March 24, 2017 at 09:54PM by SirCorley http://ift.tt/2nMsHnU AntiJokes

Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that don't make sense. AntiJokes

Refrigerator.

Submitted February 02, 2017 at 02:53AM by JoelSandwich http://ift.tt/2ktBXLV AntiJokes

I found a note on the refrigerator that said "I'm going to my mother's. This just isn't working." AntiJokes

I proceeded to sob, and head to the medicine cabinet to overdose on twenty-four tablets of acetaminophen because I can't imagine life without my wife. I decide not to leave a note in my remaining time because that cunt can figure out why I decided to kill myself. Fuck her. I hope her next husband gives her typhoid.

Submitted December 11, 2016 at 04:11PM by GnarlyBellyButton87 http://ift.tt/2hlmASd AntiJokes

I found a note on the refrigerator that said "I'm going to my mother's. This just isn't working." AntiJokes

I proceeded to sob, and head to the medicine cabinet to overdose on twenty-four tablets of acetaminophen because I can't imagine life without my wife. I decide not to leave a note in my remaining time because that cunt can figure out why I decided to kill myself. Fuck her. I hope her next husband gives her typhoid.

Submitted December 11, 2016 at 04:11PM by GnarlyBellyButton87 http://ift.tt/2hlmASd AntiJokes

Is your refrigerator running? AntiJokes

Yes because it runs on electricity.

Submitted December 09, 2016 at 07:25PM by Flyer371 http://ift.tt/2hteGol AntiJokes

Is you're refrigerator running? AntiJokes

Yes because it runs on electricity...

Submitted December 09, 2016 at 10:10AM by Flyer371 http://ift.tt/2hcDodW AntiJokes

What is white and cannot climb trees? AntiJokes

A refrigerator

Submitted November 08, 2016 at 10:50PM by T00random http://ift.tt/2eJmFiU AntiJokes

There are 500 bricks in a plane. One falls off. How many are left? AntiJokes

499.

• How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

You can't.

• How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

You still can't.

• A lion is having a birthday party. All animals attend.

Happy birthday!

• Sally wants to cross a river where alligators live. How does she do that?

Just swim, she is an alligator too.

• She dies anyway. Why?

Because all living organisms eventually die.

Submitted October 09, 2016 at 02:27PM by fsfd1100 http://ift.tt/2e15Ygz AntiJokes