Because it was dead.
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
It was married to the first one and couldn't live without it.
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?
Because trees aren't designed to hold fridges.
Why did Sally fall off of her bike?
Because she was hit on the head by three squirrels and a refrigerator.
Submitted August 12, 2017 at 02:48AM by laskman http://ift.tt/2wCrocT AntiJokes
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