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- How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You can't.
- How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You still can't.
- A lion is having a birthday party. All animals attend.
Happy birthday!
- Sally wants to cross a river where alligators live. How does she do that?
Just swim, she is an alligator too.
- She dies anyway. Why?
Because all living organisms eventually die.
Submitted October 09, 2016 at 02:27PM by fsfd1100 http://ift.tt/2e15Ygz AntiJokes
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