Sunday, September 10, 2017

TIFU by biting an egg right after microwaving it for awhile tifu

This actually happened years ago

It was a clear afternoon and I am craving something small, at this time I was about 11 years old so I get an egg from the refrigerator, I don't know why it was there but in was wrapped in a napkin and I wanted to eat it, so I took it. It was cold and there was no way im eating a cold egg, so what do I do? I put it in the microwave, worst mistake. I take it out the microwave and I just sat down on the couch and turned the TV on watching Cartoon Network. I take it out the napkin and then quickly proceed to bite into it, the egg explodes as I bite it with my teeth. I scream and tears run down my face as I wasn't expected so much pain let alone any pain at all, my lips felt like someone threw a firework directly at them and all I could do was scream at the moment. My mom comes downstairs and asks what happened and im in too much pain to talk and my lip can barely move after what had just happened. My lip was in unbearable pain or atleast that's how it seemed and my mom figured out what happened and got me an ice pack and after trying to keep it in she goes in the other room and starts laughing after awhile of making sure I wasn't in terrible condition after what happened. As an 11 year old I am totally confused on what happened and started to think my mom put something in the egg to prank me or something but after a few seconds of laughing she explains to me what happened from the other room. The pain lasted for atleast a week.

TL;DR: I put a hard-boiled egg in the microwave and it exploded in my mouth.



Submitted September 11, 2017 at 08:27AM by Flameslickmelv http://ift.tt/2eYqXWg tifu

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