When I was a kid this science magician came to our school and challenged someone from the crowd to come up to try and break an egg by squeezing it to prove how strong egg shells are. It made me angry that I wasn't chosen because I was sure I could break that shit and the kid that came up failed at it.
So I was standing in my kitchen today and I thought, "Fuck that science magician."
I took an egg out of my refrigerator and squeezed it as hard as I could. I wasn't expecting it to explode and make a mess everywhere. It took me a long time to clean it out of all the nooks and corners it flew into.
Submitted December 11, 2015 at 11:16PM by ojrinka http://ift.tt/1QjcqPr tifu
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