Went to bed stoned and had the craziest dream but no one to share it with besides you guys.
I was flying back to my hometown Portland, Oregon. Somehow I met up with a longtime friend of mine. We were having a good time talking and walking down the street when all of a sudden in mid conversation my buddy pal turns into a goddamn bottle of Dr. Pepper in mid air and falls straight to the ground. I look at my friend the bottle and sure enough it has his face and was saying something in his voice which I can't quite remember. Being shocked and worried I did what any logical person would do and rushed to put him in the nearest gas stations refrigerator. We get to the gas station and get him in the fridge.
Eventually his teeth start to chatter and he begins to shiver. "I'm so cold and am dying Shaun" he says while expressing a scared look on his red labeled face. Oozy and weak from his statement I start uncontrollably bawling while loosely fall to the ground. Out of nowhere a regular human being randomly appears with a fully loaded white bowl of sweet corn and says "Eat this and you will feel better" while I was in mid emotional collapse over the dying Dr. Pepper who once was my friend. This make perfect since I think to myself and begin to corn it up. As i go in for the first bite I can tastes the corn touch the inside of my mouth and at mid bite I become awakened.
Still can't make sense of what the fuck just happened Reddit.
Submitted October 11, 2015 at 07:46PM by Ninjarabies http://ift.tt/1N6Of2B trees
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