There's a meme of Jeff(?) from American dad when hes baked.
And it says something like "when the refrigerator starts making noises while you're high" and he looks paranoid af.
90% sure I saw it here. Google didn't turn up anything.
Hey everyone!
I have some dry weed that's been in the original container for a while but was wondering if it's safe to vaporize? It says to refrigerator after opening on the bottle and I didn't do that.
Thanks!
http://ift.tt/2CBSCTH I make concentrated oil then use a glass eyedropper to fill the veg capsules with the warmed oil (I use coconut oil). Pop those bad boys in the refrigerator/freezer and enjoy oil anytime, anywhere. I wanted to cut the calories by not having edibles all the time and I'm not into the added flavor of weed in my regular food. The oil won't cause the capsules to dissolve and you won't have the weed taste. It's also great because you can add as much or little as you want to each pill.
Just raided my pantry, refrigerator, and candy jar. That is all. [7]
hmm..to sum up my first time, I thought I wasn't high.....til I "lost" my friend's refrigerator. We found it though. Lol
hmm..to sum up my first time, I thought I wasn't high.....til I "lost" my friend's refrigerator. We found it though. Lol
Soooo stoned me last night kept opening and closing the fridge to check on my Danksgiving leftovers as if they were up to no good partying it up everytime I shut the door. Ended up just eating the homemade pumpkin pie my tanta made me instead. Now no more weed until finals are over for me.
She just finished a bowl of cereal, and had about a half cup of milk (actually called “almond beverage”) remaining. She, then, casually mentioned “I want another bowl of cereal, but I can’t reuse this milk.” I thought she was joking, so I played along for a little while, but she turned out to be very serious. She told me she has always felt this way, and that it has something to do with the temperature of the milk. I suggested putting the bowl of milk in the refrigerator for a few minutes, but she told me that it would get stale. I tried to explain that the milk was in the refrigerator in the first place, and if it didn’t go bad in the past two weeks, then it was unlikely to go bad in the next 10 minutes.
I assumed that she was going to ask me to drink the milk so it wouldn’t go to waste, which I would have been happy to do, but then she spilled it down the sink. She also rinsed it out to remove the residue of the now 20-minutes-out-of-the-fridge milk. She dried the bowl, too, but she told me that sometimes she doesn’t dry it. That is to say that she would rather eat a bowl of cereal with a little bit of water in it than one with a little residue of remaining milk from a prior bowl of cereal.
She says that she is the normal one, and I am weird for reusing milk in my cereal.
Edit: She just read this post, and explained to me that she doesn’t actually think this is normal. She was being facetious when she called me weird, and I didn’t pick up on that.
at least I remembered to use a hotpad when I took my casserole out of the refrigerator.
at least I remembered to use a hotpad when I took my casserole out of the refrigerator.
I'm looking for some fun things to do while stoned that I haven't tried before. I've listened to music, watched TV and movies, played video games, gone through my entire refrigerator, etc. Ya know, the basic things people do while high, but I'm looking for something different. Something I never would've thought to try. Whatcha got, ents?
I have pneumonia (going on week 5-UGH), so I really can't smoke right now at all... I'm on a plethora of meds and inhalers and the like... So when I was researching what I could make/do with the last 10 grams of my C4, I found a clutch couple of recipes that I then combined to make this dream concoction... I made this milk into 'Golden Milk', and it tastes divine. Here goes...
•I used 10 grams of C4 hybrid MMJ, decarbed at 240° in a mason jar for 30 min in the oven, ground up with my mortar and pestle into powder
•Two cans of coconut milk (NOT coconut water) •THREE cups of water •1/4 cup of virgin coconut oil •The contents of two honey vanilla chamomile teabags *Dash of turmeric, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves •Put MMJ, coconut milk, tea (optional), spices (optional), and water into a pot, let it come to a rolling boil on med-high •Once it hits a rolling boil, turn down to med-low, stirring once in a while •Let simmer for 1.5 hours, strain out with cheesecloth or a fine sieve •Let come to room temperature before putting it in the fridge •Store for 4-5 days in the refrigerator
Now, obviously I am not going through the trouble of having this lab-tested or anything. I urge you to use great caution with this milk! It came out REALLY POTENT. As in- I took a shot glass of it at 6:30 pm last evening, and woke up at 11:15 am, still lit TF up. I'm actually truly impressed- Ha! It's a GREAT body high, and with me being so sick, really did help me to sleep better than I have in weeks!
EDIT: DUH added decarbing into the recipe- sorry! Lol see?! It works well!
I have pneumonia (going on week 5-UGH), so I really can't smoke right now at all... I'm on a plethora of meds and inhalers and the like... So when I was researching what I could make/do with the last 10 grams of my C4, I found a clutch couple of recipes that I then combined to make this dream concoction... I made this milk into 'Golden Milk', and it tastes divine. Here goes...
•I used 10 grams of C4 hybrid MMJ, decarbed at 240° in a mason jar for 30 min in the oven, ground up with my mortar and pestle into powder
•Two cans of coconut milk (NOT coconut water) •THREE cups of water •1/4 cup of virgin coconut oil •The contents of two honey vanilla chamomile teabags *Dash of turmeric, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves •Put MMJ, coconut milk, tea (optional), spices (optional), and water into a pot, let it come to a rolling boil on med-high •Once it hits a rolling boil, turn down to med-low, stirring once in a while •Let simmer for 1.5 hours, strain out with cheesecloth or a fine sieve •Let come to room temperature before putting it in the fridge •Store for 4-5 days in the refrigerator
Now, obviously I am not going through the trouble of having this lab-tested or anything. I urge you to use great caution with this milk! It came out REALLY POTENT. As in- I took a shot glass of it at 6:30 pm last evening, and woke up at 11:15 am, still lit TF up. I'm actually truly impressed- Ha! It's a GREAT body high, and with me being so sick, really did help me to sleep better than I have in weeks!
EDIT: DUH added decarbing into the recipe- sorry! Lol see?! It works well!
I recently turned fifty (gulp), and a kind family member from a 420-enlightened state gifted me a small stash of cannabis edibles. The stash includes cannacrisp, a peanut butter chocolate square, and a couple Kiva candy bars.
Here is my problem: I need to store this somewhere out of sight from my spouse and my kids, and the refrigerator is out of the question. My plan is to wrap it up in a few layers of plastic bags, conceal it in an envelope labeled in a misleading way, and then store it in a dark, remote drawer of my home office.
If I do this, how long do you think the edibles will last? I realize that they might not taste particularly good if consumed a few months from now. They just need to be edible and non-dangerous to eat.
I just bought an edible for a trip tomorrow down to the beach. It was 10$ for a (550 mg) club bar in a sealed pouch. I have never done edibles besides homemade firecrackers.
I need help on how to store it. It says perishable ("store in fridge") and was made on 7/5/17 but doesn't have an expiration date so I'm afraid whether or not it went bad or not. I share a refrigerator with my parents so how should I store it in the fridge being discreet as possible? Possibly take the edible out and put it inside a closed container? I don't want them finding out or worse someone accidentally eating it.
Also, how much should I take at once? I'm thinking a small bite but I don't want to be dead. This post was pretty run-on but I'm scared and excited at the same time, so I'd appreciate any advice.
I just bought an edible for a trip tomorrow down to the beach. It was 10$ for a (550 mg) club bar in a sealed pouch. I have never done edibles besides homemade firecrackers.
I need help on how to store it. It says perishable ("store in fridge") and was made on 7/5/17 but doesn't have an expiration date so I'm afraid whether or not it went bad or not. I share a refrigerator with my parents so how should I store it in the fridge being discreet as possible? Possibly take the edible out and put it inside a closed container? I don't want them finding out or worse someone accidentally eating it.
Also, how much should I take at once? I'm thinking a small bite but I don't want to be dead. This post was pretty run-on but I'm scared and excited at the same time, so I'd appreciate any advice.
