Yesterday (26/1) was Australia day. It's a day typically filled with beer, BBQs and other bogan like stuff. My partner and I went to our friends house for a BBQ and a couple of bevvys.
I wasn't looking forward to it as
1) his partner is an absolute ham - I'm talking 5' and 300lb+ and the mentality to match.
2) they live in the western suburbs of our city - not a fan of that area and the people who live there
3) I'm currently trying to kick-restart my weight loss with 2 weeks of eating 1,200-1,500 a day rather than my usual 1,500-1,800 and that's hard with BBQ and drinks.
Anyway, when we first arrive, on the table there is 4 different flavoured doritos (probably 2 bags in each bowl) and a tray (roasting pan sized) filled with sour cream, salsa and cheese all stirred in together. With the ~15 people there, all that food was gone in about an hour.
Once the BBQ food was ready, I got myself 2 sausages in bread (it's Australia day - fuck it), a little potato salad, heaps of BBQ'd onions and salad. While everyone was eating, our friends girlfriend walked around with a 2L tub of sour cream asking who wanted some and ladelled huge scoops onto peoples plates. She got to me and freaked out that I had no dressing on my salad (no extra dressing that is, it already had olive oil and vinegar) and I proclaimed "no that's fine, I like it this way" and she said "Ash I think you're starting to show disordered eating behaviour! You told me last time we saw you that you've lost over 25kg in only 7 months and now you don't want sour cream on your salad? You look sickly!" (I don't look sickly, my BMI is still 29) and she went on to dump a full massive scoop of sour cream all over my plate. I was in shock, never seen anything like it. Her sister (who is even bigger than she is, body like a refrigerator box) then brought out the 4 different cakes for dessert and plated up A SLICE OF EACH for everyone. I had 1 spoonful of each and they were pretty damn average cakes. Half the people at the party added sour cream to their cakes.
God I feel sick.
Submitted January 27, 2015 at 04:00AM by ashleab http://ift.tt/1BgPxQ5 fatlogic
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