ok I'm done with haikus teenagers

This will be my last.

It has been fun for today.

I might still do more,

But just randomly

Instead of every comment.

refrigerator

Submitted January 31, 2018 at 07:52AM by JoshSellsGuns http://ift.tt/2DN8Dqd teenagers

The Holocaust. teenagers

All my life I've been fascinated with history, and beginning in middle school (around age 12) I became especially interested in the Holocaust and the Nazi regime. Every time the subject came up in school I would pay attention moreso than in other classes, and no matter the class I would try to relate papers and assingments back to my passion: the Holocaust. Obviously people took notice, and I became known as the kid who liked the Holocaust. Most of them didn't think it was too weird, they just thought it was a hobby and they would sometimes talk to me if they had any questions. I didn't think it was weird either, I just found the horrible atrocities fascinating to learn about. Because of this interest I majored in history at Harvard College, despite what people said about history not being the safest major due to lack of jobs. Regardless I pushed through, got my PhD, and wrote all the papers I could on my beloved Holocaust Come the end of the education chapter in the book of my life I had to move on and find a job. But what people said was right. There were no jobs for a Holocaust fanatic such as myself. Within a year I was homeless, living on the streets. I'd curl up in my refrigerator box, thinking back on my life. Was it worth it to major in what I loved, was it worth being homeless to persue my passion: the Holocaust? I had never been able to answer that question. Because I just didn't know. That is until now, now I know it was all worth it, because I can say with absolute certainty that your comment is literally worse than Hitler

Submitted January 17, 2018 at 04:25AM by njmessarge http://ift.tt/2rjshJ1 teenagers

Fuck teenagers

I hit my head

now I got a little cut

I feel dumb tho

cause I hit my head on the refrigerator

Submitted November 26, 2017 at 10:20AM by Breakbot_Baby http://ift.tt/2jWH60y teenagers

You know you're bored when... teenagers

You know you're bored when you constantly check the refrigerator. As if something appears whenever you look in it.

Submitted November 13, 2017 at 04:35PM by ellersh_11 http://ift.tt/2milsEO teenagers

Yes hello r/teenagers, teenagers

Is your refrigerator running...?

Submitted October 02, 2017 at 05:35PM by HarvMan53 http://ift.tt/2yjk0Hw teenagers

My bro is naked again... teenagers

He came out of the shower scratching his balls and then open the refrigerator and got some milk. The stuff I have to touch. I was like wtf is wrong with u and he said " you're just mad look so much better than your pale ass". And went in his room. i'm grossed out and offended. I'm in a lot better shape than his skinny ass. Actually not so skinny, he's starting to get a belly in his old age.

Submitted September 06, 2017 at 05:14AM by jikoplm http://ift.tt/2f229K1 teenagers

What's your favorite refrigerator brand teenagers

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Submitted June 14, 2017 at 01:35AM by PuffDaddyCholo http://ift.tt/2rsHD8D teenagers

Where do you guys keep your cereal? teenagers

I keep mine on top of the refrigerator and apparently that's weird according to all of my friends

Submitted May 28, 2017 at 11:22PM by Porkless_Bovine http://ift.tt/2ruIIRM teenagers

Is your refrigerator running? teenagers

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Submitted May 23, 2017 at 02:49AM by BrokenheroReddit http://ift.tt/2raH8EA teenagers

Welp teenagers

Mischievous prankster: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Yes. Mischievous prankster: laughter Then you better go catch it! Me: looks over at refrigerator chained to treadmill Oh don't worry, its not going anywhere.

Submitted April 25, 2017 at 12:18PM by Ktheprophet http://ift.tt/2pg4WoW teenagers

Help teenagers

Didnt read lmao If you have finished all of your leftovers from Thanksgiving, we have plenty of delicious meats and sausages to restock your refrigerator and freezer with. Yesterday we made Ground Beef, Ground Beef Patties, ½# Ground Beef Patties, Ground Pork Patties and Sausage Patties. We made Pork Sausage both in 1# bulk packs as well as Pork Sausage Links. There is also Fresh Brats and Hot Italian Sausage in the Fresh Case. This morning we made Hot & Spicy Polish Sausage, Andouille, and Linquica. It will be ready for sale in the morning. We also made Snack Sticks and Hot Snack Sticks. The Snack Sticks will be ready midmorning tomorrow. The Hot Snack Sticks will be ready Tuesday next week.

Submitted January 02, 2017 at 09:30AM by tjwplans http://ift.tt/2iV4GFi teenagers

I'm fukn done son. teenagers

Fuck life. I'm being pressured into going to college because comedy ain't shit and I should have a real career, or a career to fall back on fuck that shit. That's why most adults never reach their dreams because they fukn get comfortable with their fukn fallback career and never have the guts to go for the dream. If I'm doing this comedy shit I'm going into it full swing no college and a fukn entry level drop will do. My younger sister yells at me and my mom all the fukn time. I live in a 2 bedroom fukn apartment with 7 people and a dog, it's fukn funny because as a kid I thought everyone's house was like this until I went to my white suburban friends home just to see him have his own room the size of my fukn living room and ps4 and redbull refrigerator. FUK me I'm just waiting until I'm 18 and I'm able to move out and commit my life to comedy. I'm not a fukn rich kid like most of r/teenagers so I'll live in a Hollywood motel for $400/month I planned this shit down to the very last drop. If I somehow died tomorrow I wouldn't even care though.

Submitted June 30, 2016 at 09:46AM by Birdman_Respek http://ift.tt/29rvIAy teenagers

[Other/Rant] I just spent half an hour looking for the baking soda. teenagers

I almost completely took everything out of the cupboard and big chest freezer looking for it. I was about to start on the refrigerator when I realized that the bag of baking soda was stuck to the bag of tapioca starch I had got out earlier(they are the same brand so I thought it was just one bag). Now I can finally start making cupcakes.

How is everybody else's day?

Submitted April 22, 2016 at 06:16AM by Must_eat_all_cookies http://ift.tt/23MSZWF teenagers

[Discussion] Drank for the first time today, my thoughts teenagers

To start off, I'm 16, my birthday is in January. This is a alt account because I think my dad knows my main account. I decided to try drinking today, no one was home and my dad had recently bought a case of beer. My personal thoughts on drinking is that it should be done sparingly, and for taste rather than getting drunk. I started off with a small tumbler of whiskey, the brand I forget. My thoughts were, while I enjoy a strong cup of coffee, it was more than bitter. It seemed like with whiskey it had a sort of pungent odor as you drank, very different than anything else I had ever drank. After that I had to go back to my moms, so I stuffed a pale ale (again, cant remember brand names, everything was disposed of quickly) in my backpack from the refrigerator at my dads. She went to the gym, so I tried the beer. My initial thoughts were to its bitterness, but after drinking a few more swigs, it began to taste a little better, similar to old coffee grounds. I thought it tasted alright, but only if drunk over a longer period, or perhaps with a meal.

Those are my two cents on drinking. I wanted to try it, and that was my reaction.

Submitted March 25, 2016 at 11:44AM by AltAcc17 http://ift.tt/1LLE5I0 teenagers

[Rant] I feel that I'm more of a parent to my sister than my stepmom teenagers

So I'm a male, 13 years. I was raised with discipline mostly from my father, he was hard on me a lot. My little sister, 3 years, receives no discipline unless it's from my dad. She left me to watch her for a few hours and I did for the most part. I fell asleep and she didn't and got into my step mom's stuff and the refrigerator and played with a bowl of eggs and made a mess. I scolded her put her in the living room to be quiet and so she wouldn't have anything to do as a punishment. My step mom gets home after I've cleaned everything up and my sister is still being punished and she tells me that I shouldn't have done anything and let it slide and I told her that she needs discipline from someone around the house and she gave me the mom glare and retaliated saying that she gives enough punishment as it is, but me and my dad both know that that's not the case

/rant

Submitted January 15, 2016 at 08:30AM by LeCuber15638 http://ift.tt/1nmywEJ teenagers

[Rant] I feel that I'm more of a parent to my sister than my stepmom teenagers

So I'm a male, 13 years. I was raised with discipline mostly from my father, he was hard on me a lot. My little sister, 3 years, receives no discipline unless it's from my dad. She left me to watch her for a few hours and I did for the most part. I fell asleep and she didn't and got into my step mom's stuff and the refrigerator and played with a bowl of eggs and made a mess. I scolded her put her in the living room to be quiet and so she wouldn't have anything to do as a punishment. My step mom gets home after I've cleaned everything up and my sister is still being punished and she tells me that I shouldn't have done anything and let it slide and I told her that she needs discipline from someone around the house and she gave me the mom glare and retaliated saying that she gives enough punishment as it is, but me and my dad both know that that's not the case

/rant

Submitted January 15, 2016 at 08:30AM by LeCuber15638 http://ift.tt/1nmywEJ teenagers

What's the best joke present you can think of? teenagers

So we're doing secret santa on my swim team and I got paired up with my best friend since kindergarten (the one where I can do everything short of killing his family and we could still laugh at a joke together). I'm trying to think of something funny to give him as a initial gift (the actual gift has already been decided). Right now, my only idea is to take a giant refrigerator size cardboard box and put increasingly smaller boxes that lead to a shoebox with a banana inside. Any other ideas?

Submitted November 28, 2015 at 01:25PM by robertbrysonhall http://ift.tt/1SoDo5Y teenagers

[other] Add me on Snapchat and I'll send you only the finest pictures of my household appliences teenagers

It's Friday night. What better way to spend Friday night than receive state of the art photos of only the highest quality household, and kitchen appliances. I have wooden spoons, refrigerators, vacuum cleaners and so much more all waiting to be sent to you! Add me on snapchat: mcclure.sean to receive these truly breathtaking photos. If you are not 100% satisfied with your photos you get all your money back

TL:DR: bored af, will send photos of shit in my kitchen/house

Update: evil family swine have swarmed the kitchen, for the time being I will only be photographing non-kitchen appliances

Submitted June 06, 2015 at 07:04AM by KillerBunny_Facestab http://ift.tt/1FzzvUj teenagers

[Advice] Parents not providing enough food for me to eat teenagers

First off, let me say that we are not poor. My parents are pretty well off financially. Usually for dinner, my mom cooks something really simple because she is "busy" or she wants to eat healthy. More often than not it is just some vegetable sauteed with like pork or chicken and rice. Only time I really enjoy dinner is when we eat like steak or eat carryout. So now I'm hungry after dinner. This causes me to look for something to eat really quickly, like hour and half or two hours later. Well, there is nothing much to eat in my pantry or refrigerator. In pantry probably like a granola bar or some cereal. In refrigerator/freezer frozen stuff like pizza rolls or some ice cream. So most of my snacks end up being these processed foods. I know they aren't healthy at all and provide like zero nutrients and even some nights I dont eat any snacks. Every night I drink some milk so I at least get some nutrients. So now I'm hungry after dinner and go to sleep. In the morning same story, I have some eggo waffles and milk and go to school. Not really any other choices. At school I get a sandwich and some horizon milk and granola bar. Doesn't really last me but I somehow make it through the day,

Basically how my day does everyday and yea I'm pretty underweight.

Submitted May 19, 2015 at 08:26AM by kamikazeX http://ift.tt/1JuILhC teenagers

[other] Something amazing happened at my college today teenagers

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

Submitted March 18, 2015 at 06:32AM by AtomSmashingMachine http://ift.tt/1Dzskzf teenagers