I've been living in a college townhouse for just under a month, with 4 other randomly assigned roommates. Three of these people are just normal dudes, however the fourth is extremely strange and this makes living with him very uncomfortable.
He's an extreme clean freak. Of course everyone appreciates sanitation when living in a communal house, however he has made it his business to make sure that our common room shows no sign of human life. If you leave a personal item on the coffee table or put your shoes next to the door, he will take those things and leave them at your bedroom door. The fridge is constantly rearranged by him, seemingly at no pattern. Speaking of fridges, just today he brought in a gigantic, beat up, smelly refrigerator to store raw hunted venison. It is alright for that refrigerator (which he says only he is allowed to use) to take up a major portion of our already limited living space, however a backpack or a cup on the table is unacceptable.
He's very insensitive. He eavesdropped on a phone conversation of mine in which I was discussing my struggle with depression. The next day when I mention I'm gonna live it up that night, he says "I thought you didn't want to live"?
Last night though, my friend came over and he brought some LSD. My roommate asked us what our plans were, and we told him we were gonna do acid. He says to us "Hey, my mom is in the other room". Turns out his mother is staying here all weekend, and he didn't feel the need to let anyone know. Secondly though, why the fuck would I care about his mother's sensibilities regarding drugs? I'm an adult in my own home and she can shove whatever opinions she may have about what I'm doing with my night.
Anyway, his mommy has basically spent all day today hanging around the house and watching TV. She complained about me burning sage in my room because she thought it was marijuana, and she asked me "how I was raised". Nothing like receiving petty judgement from some crusty old bitch who is spending the weekend in your living room unannounced.
I really don't know where I'm going with this but this dude is seriously one of the strangest people I've ever met. He thinks he's in the military even though he's only former ROTC. He never stops talking about how much he wants to fuck black girls. He can't keep his lies about his sex life straight. For example, he called me a loser for never having had anal only a few nights after he drunkenly confessed that he's had sex only once. However he will still tell you about all the crazy hookups he's had without blinking twice. He was actually complaining about my friend and I watching TV at 9 pm on a Friday and expressed his (and his mommy's) disgust at the sight of us using illegal drugs. He's only 20 but drinking for him is A-OK. He's the ultimate cockblock and is an immediate buzzkill. During a party, he will start doing dishes.
TLDR: This guy fucking sucks.
Submitted September 17, 2017 at 03:15AM by howdareyoutakemyname http://ift.tt/2wxAYwy self
No comments:
Post a Comment