A husband comes home from work one day and notices his wife at the dinner table with her head on the table. Worries he yelled..
"Sweetheart are you ok?!" She picks her head up and says "yes just a little light headed, don't worry I already have a doctor's appointment tomorrow morning"
Her husband then responds "good, if you need anything let me know I will do anything for you"
The next day at the her appointment the wife was told by the doctor that her protein levels were extremely low and needed more in her diet.
"What will help?" says the wife? The doctor proceeded to hand her a paper with high protein foods:
Salmon Eggs Walnuts
She returns home and her husband notices the paper on the refrigerator and says to her..
"Honey we had the last of the salmon 3 nights ago when the Smith family was over for dinner and I had the last 2 eggs in my morning omelette earlier today....so"
He then drops his pants runs over to the closest wall and presses his scrotum against it.
"Walnuts it is!"
Submitted September 12, 2017 at 01:59AM by FriskyPLAYBOY http://ift.tt/2xgIH6c Jokes
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