Going through my recently deceased father's stuff, and he had an entire floppy disk dedicated to this one joke:
70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, (poof) the light goes on, when I am done, (poof) the light goes off."
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Ethyl," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he is great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through (poof) the light goes off?"
Ethyl exclaimed, "Oh my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
Submitted August 14, 2017 at 02:54AM by TipCleMurican http://ift.tt/2uSYHGB Jokes
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