“Mummy,” the first daughter asks. “Why did you call me Rose?” “Because when you were born a rose petal fell from a bush and landed gently on your forehead.” “Mummy,” asked the second daughter. “So why am I called Tulip?” “Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead.” The third daughter moaned: “Mnanmammmammnaamammangh!” “Be quiet Refrigerator!,” said the mother.
Submitted June 16, 2017 at 03:00AM by Grilled_Charlie http://ift.tt/2sEYaLd Jokes
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