Norman woke up as he did every morning: tired. He slowly slumped out of bed, as he worked a little late yesterday. He covered for his co-worker, who had a birthday the day before. But today was his time to shine. It was a Saturday, and he was going to the supermarket to buy himself a cake.
He bought himself a vanilla cake with no icing, because too much icing didn't taste good. While he was carrying the cake home, he realized he forgot his receipt. Norman walked inside, only to find the line three times larger than when he left. He waited in line patiently for his turn to collect his receipt. After a painful thirty minutes, Norman walked back to his car, only to find his cake melted.
"Oh, fiddlesticks," Norman said out loud. "Not again." he proceeded to march back into the store, and purchase another cake. When he got home, he ate a single slice. But when he went to bed, he forgot to put the cake in the refrigerator. When he woke up, he found Norman eating it. "Oh, fiddle sticks, not again." He let Norman eat as much as he wanted then threw out the cake.
Submitted October 09, 2016 at 09:07AM by JaxDrumm http://ift.tt/2dnE5yl lifeofnorman
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