Sorry I havent shitposted in awhile... hopefully this will make up for it. Moved back up to Akron, OH last month from sunny Raleigh, NC because im a dumbass. I used to let friends crash on my couch when I had an apartment on the west side of this depressing ass city. Its kinda nice when you come back up and youve got 2 friends who are willing to let you put your feet up for the summer rent free. My best friend Chris, hippie... used to traffic narcotics with the guy for easy money. Real cool dude. My buddy D, knocked up this hit ass bitch that tried to screw me on a couple occasions. So hit that i wouldnt even put my dick inside her and thats saying alot because id put my dick inside of almost anything. Chris is crashing at some bum ass apartment with no refrigerator to keep my beer cold and as is murica' D has a 6 month old baby girl living in a really nice 2br section 8 apartment selling heroin. He and "slagathor" as i call her's kid is really cute though. So ive been crashing at D's for the past month doing dope for free and basically doing nothing with my life other than doing heroin, drinking, playing Civ 4 and watching him and slagathor bitching at each other. So i basically went an entire month doing dope every fucking day and started waking up feeling like ass before i put some dope up my nose because im pretty stupid but not stupid enough to shoot that shit. Shit ive been typing for awhile and itd probably take me awhile to type the rest but im not gonna. But its a shitpost, what do you expect? Im drinking country club brand malt liquor and everything is pretty fucking peachy. Chairs fuckers.
Submitted May 04, 2016 at 11:38AM by cleveland4813 http://ift.tt/1X7PxAT cripplingalcoholism
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