St. Peter talks to the first man to see if he is worthy of reaching heaven.
"How did you die?" Asked St. Peter
"Well, you see," the first man said, "I was worried for a long time that my wife was cheating on me, so I walked to my balcony thinking of what to do, when I saw someone's fingers hanging on the railing. I immediately assumed that this was my wife's lover and smashed his fingers, and he let go, landing on the bushes. In anger, I grabbed my refrigerator and threw it down on the bushes. The strain caused me to suffer a heart attack and die."
St. Peter listens and decides that he may go to heaven, as he committed his actions out of love for his wife. Then he moves on to the second man.
"How did you die?" He asks
"Well," the second man says, "I was jogging on my treadmill when I slipped and fell off my balcony. Luckily, I had grabbed my neighbor's railing before I could hit the ground, but some maniac hit my fingers causing me to fall in some bushes. I was about to get up when he threw a refrigerator, killing me."
St. Peter, amused, allows the man to pass because he committed no wrong. Then he turns to the last man and asks, "How did you die?"
The man looks to St. Peter and says, "Do you know what it feels like to be naked in a falling refrigerator?"
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Submitted August 14, 2015 at 12:45AM by ColdIceFreak http://ift.tt/1MqpAs3 Jokes
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