Few days before the magical day of smoking out of the bong my friend recently got a bong that was at least new to him. Its a decent bong that he got used from a friend for 60 bucks which is big enough that it you can barely get your mouth over it for suction. In fact one of my lady friends came over later and couldn't even use it becuase the mouth was so big. But anyway we decide to hang out directly after school. Because me and my best friend, who was with me, we were going to go to our schools high school choir concert. So just get it out of the way because the friends parents weren't home. Now before I get into when we actually start smoking I just want to say ive only smoked ~6 times and most of those times have just been from a bowl or a oney. I weigh 220 pounds and I somehow have a really low tolerance for it so my first time smoking was just two oneys and I was pretty high. So we start off smoking and I take about 3-5 hits from the bong which was from my friends shitty weed so it really wasn't that much... things were going really good because we were at my friends country house so we were just looking around at the nice scenery when all of a sudden the cotton mouth just hits me like a mother fucker. Terrible, I NEED WATER. I go into his house and get some water from his refrigerator which was so cool because you got it from that thing on the refrigerator which I was jealous of. Then I continue to drink and drink water because this cotton mouth is just ridiculous. Then my friend gets a text saying this pretty cool couple that we're friends with is coming and apparently they have weed that I quote "will blow anything out of thr water" oh... and trust me it id. But going back sooner or later I have to just lay down in the middle of his kitched high af drinking water and when I look back probably looked hilarious. But fast forwarding the couple gets here and they continue to pack their bowl into the bong and that start the circle of passing it around and they just set it on the table in front of me while right now I just feel like crap considering I just chugged so much water and im starting to trip balls. So I just see the bong and thought "well sheeeeeiiiiiit" and might have took the best bong i will ever have in my life. After that... chugging more and more water then the trippyness really hits me. Oh shit son its a light show! A light show is happening under my eyelids how the hell is that possible! I even felt pretty hippy and though I saw the center of where all dreams are processed. Like are dreams are processed in this virtual database that I somehow saw. Then later I "saw" myself in the future. I convinced myself that I'm experiencing the past right now but I'm really in the present and in the present I'm puking at the moment so I feel a weird sensation in my mouth. Fast forwarding again my friend is driving me Taco Bell. Anyway we get to taco bell and I only take one bite of my food and I cant finish it. "Oh god I'm gonna puke!" Now we're dricing back to get my car and then I can feel we're catching up to the present... then... "oh god dude pull over pull over!" Bleh. After that, I stop tripping balls and I retreat to my high self as if it were any normal high and have the time of my life. So great I even felt like a had a [1] or a [2] the rest of the night! When i do look back at that night i realized that it was super fucking fun. But if there are any other fellow ents out there that can learn from this. Stay positive and do not repeat, DO NOT just fall back into a trip unless you really really enjoy that sort of thing and enjoy going into a trip then, enjoy yourself have the time of you life! If not, enjoy life! And nature! Just don't make my mistake.
Also I'm on mobile and theres probably a lot of mistakes but its really late so I check for mistakes in the morning.
TL;DR - I threw up, was pretty fun
Submitted May 18, 2015 at 10:11AM by Frompadompus http://ift.tt/1HbLUOy trees
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