So, I'm watching American Dad Season 2 Episode 2, "The American Dad After School Special," and there's a ton of shitlording, it's awesome.
The central issue of the show is a really sad message and is a great plot, but there's a great subplot where Steve, the son, starts dating a fat chick.
Here's some of the quotes (for the uninitiated, Stan is the father, Francine is the wife, Hayley is the daughter and Steve is the son, and I'm only transcribing shitlording):
Stan - "Where's Debbie, behind that fat girl?"
Steve - "No, Dad, that's..."
Stan - "Is the fat girl going to lead us to Debbie? She's carrying a purse, she must have a map to Debbie in her purse."
Steve - "NO, DAD, THAT'S DEBBIE."
Stan - "...TO THE PANIC ROOM!!!"
cut to Smith family in the panic room
Francine - "Stan, you're being ridiculous. We have a guest out there!"
Stan - "Francine, try to show some panic, our SON is DATING A FATTY!"
Francine - "You apologize to our son!"
Stan - "FOR WHAT?!?" to Steve "YOU BROUGHT FAT INTO OUR HOUSE!!!"
Steve - "You'd like Debbie if you got to know her, Dad, there's more to her than you think!"
Stan - "THERE'S MORE OF HER?!?"
Debbie enters and Stan watches through the camera
Debbie - "Hello? Anybody home?"
Stan - "She smells people food. Don't worry, she'll just rummage around the refrigerator and retreat back to her lair."
Later on:
Hayley - "That's so unfair, Dad, overweight people have it hard enough being disgusting without you making fun of them."
Submitted March 21, 2015 at 10:43AM by chawat37 http://ift.tt/19FMuek fatpeoplehate
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