I had to write a story that described myself for my speech class... I'm at a [9]. trees

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and others.My name is Demoniclol, but please call me Demo. I'm 6'2 enjoy pepperoni pizza, icecream, disney movies, and long walks on the beach. Insert segue about school here. speaking of school, I need to address my education goals. I plan to transfer out with some degree or another into some fancy law school, become a successful lawyer, tackle reconstruction of our constitution while running for kingship of the United States of America, so Don't forget to vote for king Demoniclol. OHHHKAY, Well it looks like I have a story to enlighten you on who I am as a human being, trust me I'm not interesting. I was starving, a hunger that raged like a thousand suns and the wrath of the mighty empire of Genghis Khan. I dragged myself across the unmerciful floor haltingly, considering my thoughts to be my last. I then leapt onto my feet in a single sweeping motion; eyes glazed over and mesmerized by the landscape that had laid before me. The floor chilled my bare feet as a gentle draft blew through the window."I can't do it." I thought to myself. I almost collapsed in my own exhaustion, but my will to survive kicked in. I tumbled towards the refrigerator and ripped the double doors. With a mighty bellowing roar I scanned the shelves with the eyes of a hawk and flung out the ingredients with the swiftness of puma. Bread, Jelly, Peanut butter. With all I needed fruitfully at my disposal I tore into the bag of bread and selected the most precious of the loaf. Gingerly painting the slices to perfection my mouth watered with a lust I've never felt before. As I completed it's grace I bit into it's everlasting glory and fell to my knees, thanking the gods for such divinity brought to me. fueled by this heavenly sacrament I hastily made my Saturday morning commute to speech class where I stood in front of my fellow students and gave a speech that left the room roaring applause. and my professor thought so highly of the presentation she graduated me early with an A in the class This is my Segue to my conclusion. As I'm sure you can tell this story shows my brave integrity, and heroic visage in the face of a life constantly on the edge. I chose this story to explain myself because I'm not interesting, I don't do anything, and no one can fail a story so perfectly executed about a peanut butter and jelly for breakfast.

Submitted February 07, 2015 at 10:34AM by Demoniclol http://ift.tt/1zZsYmK trees