Another TIFU from today brought this episode back to my memory.
It was roughly two years ago.
I had just graduated and was searching for an apartment in my future new city. Due to logistical reasons (meaning: 2 weeks left to find and move to a new home, 6 hours away from where I lived), I had a very short time to visit many apartments.
After two days of running throughout all the town, in the intense heat of the summer in this particular city from southern France and eating junk food all along, I ended up having my last visit. This being a saturday at 11:30 am, the renting agency just gave me the keys and told me to enjoy the visit by myself while they could enjoy not doing their work before enjoying their week-end. I had to give them the keys back before 12.
I indulged, and went to the said address. I got in, the place was in a terrible state. But as I entered the bathroom (which was surprisingly very clean), my insides woke up. I knew I had to do it now or this would end up very badly for my pants.
Good thing I was alone visiting this place.
Trained as I am, I excavated my emergency checklist from my mind:
Toilet paper? Check. There was a brand new roll.
Lights? Check. Electricity was on.
Phone? Check. Good network here.
Toilet? Check. I flushed once to check the water was not cut down.
I then rapidly enjoyed relieving my bowels in it, safely and with some youtube poop on my phone to complement this.
When I was done, I flushed , satisfied... But nothing came out.
Actually, the water had been cut down. But there was still the water remaining in the toilet from the last use. And I only had 10 minutes to find something to flush or I would be in trouble.
Epilogue: after searching for somehere to buy a 5L bottle of water, I ended up visiting the basement and miraculously found a tap.
I then proceeded to go back to the flat, take the vegetables compartiment out of the refrigerator, filled it with water and then filled the toilet's reservoir with it. I even left some water in it for the next unlucky visitor.
I met someone in the lift, he must have been wondering what that stranger was doing with a water-filled vegetables compartiment in a lift.
TL;DR: took a crap in a flat I was visiting. While checking the flushing system beforehand, I emptied it while the water was cut off. I had 10 minutes left to go back to the renting agency and give them the keys back. I ended up filling the fridge's vegetables compartiment with water from a tap in the basement and flushing with it.
Submitted January 12, 2015 at 10:14PM by nightbringer57 http://ift.tt/1xUKwPz tifu
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